The Soba Noodle Incident

Kanda was having an okay day...so far. He had done a bit of training before going to breakfast. He was obviously going to order soba noodles because that is what he lived on. As Kanda sat down Lavi rushed over to him and threw his arms around Kanda."Hey Yuu-chan!"Kanda didn't notice Lavi slip something liquid like into his drink. "Get OFF me you stupid rabbit!" Kanda yelled while pushing Lavi off and also grabbing Mugen.

And surprisingly Lavi ran off,quietly giggling to himself. Sighing, Kanda sat back down and took a sip of his drink.'tastes funny...' Kanda thought to himself. Grunting in disgust, he threw the rest of the drink into a nearby bin. Kanda took a bite of his soba noodles. "Ouch! don't eat me!" something cried out in a small squeaky froze in shock and stared at the soba noodles. They had big anime eyes and a big mouth like a gasped and dropped the soba noodles. Was his eyes deceiving him? Were his soba noodles really talking to him?

Did he realise that there was a person called Lavi filming him with a camera awaiting a reaction? " what the FUCK!?" Kanda yelled at the soba noodles."don't swear!" yelled the soba noodles. Kanda picked up the soba noodles and threw them across the room towards Allen. SPLAT! they landed straight on Allen's head. "AH! KANDA! WTF!?" Allen yelled standing up quickly, causing the soba noodles to slide down his face and ,noticing Kandas expression, said,"Why did you do that?" Kanda looked at Allen and said,"They were talking to me...and they had eyes!" Kanda shuddered. Allen put on a WTF face. "Your soba was talking to you...?and had eyes...?" Allen said,looking like he was about to laugh his head off.

"Stupid Moyashi! yes it was!" Kanda yelled back at him. Everyone had evacuated the room for safety. Allen picked the soba noodle bowl off the floor and started scraping the noodles into the bowl. Once he had finished he looked at them." Sorry Kanda, I don't think they have eyes...or can talk."
Allen said to the shocked Kanda. All of a sudden there was a huge burst of laughter coming from under a nearby table. Allen walked over and pushed the table over to find a hysterical Lavi clutching his stomach, unable to contain his laughter any more. Kanda glared over towards Lavi who had just pulled himself up from the floor and gotten over his laughing fit. "you did this didn't you! Stupid rabbit! I am going to fucking kill you!" Kanda yelled, charging at Lavi.

And from that day on Lavi never put any hallucination drugs in Kandas food or drink.

End

My second FanFic! Yay

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