The Inquiry of the Ramen Cup Fairy
By: Kaki-kun


The Inquiry of the Ramen Cup Fairy is to be explained in explicit detail as to the whereabouts of the makers. Off of Route 90, down into Maryland's fast heartbeat is a small city, and within that small city is an even less significant place called Mt. Hebron, where the story shall begin. But first, a note.

The Inquiry as to be put by translators: "is a stupid little nonsensical question, invented millions of years ago when the primate ancestors wandered from their caves to find a giant streak of fire blazing in the sky, ultimately bringing their deaths even though the concept remained. A Question that every man, women, meerkat, koala bear, newt, emu, platapus, bass and other living creatures, may it have shinobi origins or animal instincts as to kill for the mere pleasure that the sight of blood and gore brings, knows that The Question is inevitably never answered."

"It is spelled out in three neat words, not two, for the effect would be lost in the transition of the air. The Question can be yelled, screamed, spoken, whispered, snickered, and even thought without any hints as to why or how because everyone knows The Question and everyone knows that The Answer is just as opaque as The Reason."

"The Query is so amazingly versatile, It is said to have become the single smallest and most commonly used words in history. So stunning in fact that an entire series of production including best selling books, box-office breaking movies, and awards given all on accounts of using these simple words presented in The Question."

"Theories have even arisen to accept the vision of The Original Question as claimed the supreme man-made wonder, the explanation of no account for supernatural events, and worthy of the Nobel Prize. The vast amounts of chains of words, of questions, that branch from This Omega Query is more infinite than space and numbers reaches as it spreads out further than to, at the very least, the second power greater."

"The Question is something special as to satisfy the pessimistic and optimistic audiences with something that was looking at the cup half empty, half full, AND the possibilities of bottling it, selling it, dumping it, drinking it, spilling it, sipping it, leaving it, tipping it, sprinkling it, inserting thing in it, and fishing in it."

Nonetheless, the cup was never stated to obtain ramen in it as its contents but The Question and It's interpreters had no sympathy nor any real knowledge of facts.
But besides The Question, some generalized things do have answers.
Like what is It?

What.

The.

Hell.

The Inquiry of the Ramen Cup Fairy has been claimed to never utter The Statement past the expiration date.