so goku's like, powerin' up an' stuff an' then vegeta friggin' eppears outta no where and he's all like "goku! uhm i mean-friggin- kakarot! i'm 'onna beat yeh dis stime!" so goku does that weird thing were he like goes into his position like he bows down a little and twists his torso and straigntens his arms and whatever and vegeta does his thing were he bends back and covers his eye and crouches. then like goku pokes vegeta in the forehead and vegeta is asploded and knocked out. "oh well looks like yeh habn't been trainin' vegetable!"

and vogeta saids "butt i amma saiyan elite or whatever i am cool and have an entire fan-frickin-base 0f girls who friggin adore me, im popular! i shood win!

"yeh vogatta but the wriiter doesn't like you vlagogeta"

"how could he knot like me! i am vfloriegetatota! i am cool and stuff"

"no u r not"

"ok"

den vogeta ascend unto another level of consciousness and is absorbed into the universe and whatnot. and goku then like powers up alot and turns sopper sablin tres and then goes soper soyan 4 and then goes super seyn 5 and tehn gos slopo sogreine 5 and ben goes slobber yasai 6 and embraces his troo super saiyan-jin-vegetable-yasai-vegeta side and goes to kami tower and sees gohan and he ses "gohan i have noo level of soiyan"

"oh wat is it"

so goku goes sabler slobblin stix.

"cool, too bad Akira Toriyama reduced me to a pathetic and worthless character in which I can only go ssj2 but well screw that i'm ultimate now but then i got whooped again, i meen i got potential and i can essentially buttfuck this planet and go ssj which cause a tear in reality and stuff"

so gohan goes ssj and kills the unierse.

-TEH END-