One-way exchange students
A Fire Emblem fanfic
About Fire Emblem: Fire Emblem (Japanese: ファイアーエムブレム) is a popular strategy and role-playing video game franchise, developed by Intelligent Systems, and published by Nintendo. It is from the developers of Advance Wars, from the Nintendo Wars series (which shows in the gameplay, both games having almost the same gameplay). It was created by Shouzou Kaga, who later developed Tear Ring Saga. The Fire Emblem franchise has graced the Famicom, Super Famicom, Game Boy Advance, and the Nintendo GameCube. It was confined to Japan until the seventh installment, which was released on the Game Boy Advance in North America in 2003. (wikipedia)
About Marth: He used to be the Prince of Aritia (aka Altea), however, he was eventually exiled from his continent of Akaneia. He was exiled to Talis after his father was killed, and his sister Ellis was taken hostage. As a direct desecndant of the legendary hero Anri, Marth had to use the divine sword Falchion in order to slay the dark dragon Medeus. He is the first character to be in the Lord class in the Fire Emblem series. He was also the only Lord to keep his position during two Fire Emblem games. After Marth slayed Medeus, Hardin betrayed him and seized Aritia. (wikipedia)
About Roy: His only appearance in the games has been in Fire Emblem 6: The Sword of Seals. His father is Eliwood, who is the hero of Fire Emblem 7: Blazing Sword, the first Fire Emblem game to be released outside Japan as the Game Boy Advance game Fire Emblem in the US. Roy begins as a "Lord" class and, near the end of Fire Emblem 6: The Sword of Seals, set out to defend their country against the invading country of Bern. Roy is also the only character that can wield the Sword of Seals. (wikipedia)
WARNING: No one in this story is really as dense as they seem!
Intro: Marth and Roy were on a pleasant trip to the United States for game and anime conventions when they fell asleep on the wrong tour bus. Awaking in a small town in Pennsylvania, they got kicked off the bus and left to fend for themselves. Now, they are on there way to who-knows-where.
Chapter 1
The sword fighters from a distant land
Marth and Roy were walking down the street when school bus #27 ran them over.
Roy: Marth, what the hell just happened?
Marth: I think that was a bus, num-nuts.
Roy: I knew that.
Marth: WHY DID IT HIT US!
Roy: No idea, why are we in the middle of the road in this foreign country of America?
Marth: I don't know but we better go to that school over there. Maybe they can help us somehow.
Marth and Roy strolled over to the high school known only to people as IVHS, the school of the dead…minded. They stopped at the front, took a deep breath and walked in the door and into the front office. There was a silence among the secretaries and students inside.
Marth: A bus from your school hit us and messed up my friend Roy's fiery haircut! What do you have to say for yourself!
The secretaries threw file folders and staplers at them until they ran out.
Roy: Damn it! Now what?
Marth: We obviously aren't welcome here so we must learn to fit in.
The next day…wait. You want to know where they slept over-night? Geez! Fine! They slept on the front lawn! Are you satisfied! Anyway, they decided to get sneaky as a way to infiltrate the school in order to let them in.
Marth: Okay dumb-ass, on my cue, we jump that freak over there wearing pajamas and listening to loud music and that guy with the "fashionable" pants.
Roy: Sure, I call the shorter one.
Marth: Alright. Let's go.
They jumped out of hiding and kicked the two dudes where it counted. Falling over, they dragged them behind the bushes outside the school doors and stole their clothing and hip electronic equipment.
Roy: 'Kay, now we look stupid.
Marth: Don't mind that, just go inside and start acting like high school students.
Roy: But we're royal swordsman! We don't know the way of the workplace, only the way of the warrior.
Marth: Stop quoting martial arts movies and hurry up!
Roy: Okay! Let's go!
