Mulder looked around the room. It was perfect. For once, Scully would have no cause to complain. He had cleaned the room, organized the filing cabinets, heck, he'd even made the coffee!

Scully walked through the door and gasped.

"Wow! Mulder! It's clean! I'm so proud of you! But-"

Her face darkened and a frown formed on her lips.

Oh no! thought Mulder. What had he done wrong now?

"It's decaf!! How DARE you?!!"

*SLAP!*
The End