"Achoo!...Ow."
"How does a sneeze hurt, Mulder?" asked Scully.
"I was looking in the filing cabinet for coffee and I sneezed and hit my head on the filing cabinet door."
"Oh. Why were you looking for the coffee in the filing cabinet?"
"Well, I looked everywhere else, but I couldn't find it."
"Probably because I didn't make it."
"WHAT!?! You didn't make the coffee?"
*SLAP!*
"Ow, Mulder! That hurt!"
"Well, duh. I slapped you."
"Oh yeah, well-"
*SLAP!*
"Ow!" *SLAP!*
*SLAP!*
*SLAP!*
*SLAP!*
Skinner opened the door. Mulder and Scully looked at him, then set on him.
"How are you sir?"
*SLAP!*
"Yeah, no kidding!"
*SLAP!*
"What did I do?"
"YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE COFFEE!" They shouted in unison.
The End
