"Achoo!...Ow."

"How does a sneeze hurt, Mulder?" asked Scully.

"I was looking in the filing cabinet for coffee and I sneezed and hit my head on the filing cabinet door."

"Oh. Why were you looking for the coffee in the filing cabinet?"

"Well, I looked everywhere else, but I couldn't find it."

"Probably because I didn't make it."

"WHAT!?! You didn't make the coffee?"

*SLAP!*

"Ow, Mulder! That hurt!"

"Well, duh. I slapped you."

"Oh yeah, well-"

*SLAP!*

"Ow!" *SLAP!*

*SLAP!*

*SLAP!*

*SLAP!*

Skinner opened the door. Mulder and Scully looked at him, then set on him.

"How are you sir?"

*SLAP!*

"Yeah, no kidding!"

*SLAP!*

"What did I do?"

"YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE COFFEE!" They shouted in unison.

The End