Oh, Geeze, Not Another Ron/Hermione Song!

Disclaimer: Does anybody read these? J.K. Rowling is the totally amazing genious behind Ron, Hermione, and even that idiot Vicky Krum. The very talented Tal Bachman wrote She's So High.

A/N: to the tune of Tal Bachman's She's So High

She's much smarter than me

She takes Arithmancy

And every year she's the head girl.

And somehow I can't believe that anything should happen

I know where I belong

And nothing's gonna happen

She's so high

High and mighty

That Hermione

She's so high

Almost perfect, like some kinda prefect

She so high

That Hermione

She's just the perfect witch

Her boyfriend plays quidditch

That Vicky really burns my bum

She likes to hang out with me

Even though I'm "such a bother"

But what could a poor Weasley

Ever really offer?

She's so high

High and mighty

That Hermione

She's so high

Almost perfect, like some kinda prefect

She so high

That Hermione

We're in a shouting fit.

She says I'm such a git

'Cause I didn't ask her out before

And somehow I can't believe that anything should happen

I know where I belong

And nothing's gonna happen

She's so high

High and mighty

That Hermione

She's so high

Almost perfect, like some kinda prefect

She so high

That Hermione