One day, a lion and a tiger got together at the zoo after a mass breakout as a result of an employee's incompetence that caused all the gates to open. As the havoc was wreaked upon much of Hong Kong, two creatures remains in the zoo however as they were busy. In fact, a lioness and a tiger fell in love upon meeting right behind the restroom where they would...well, you knew what happens next.

Once the crisis was over, each and every animals were returned to their respective cage.

But then four months later, a lioness gave birth and oddly enough...that's when a miracle transpires. The lioness gave birth to a human infant to the surprise of the zookeepers and the visitors watching while covering their children's eyes, after all, there's no need for them to see something X-rated right? However, upon surprise, their hands dropped, exposing the kids to a very interesting view.

Fortunately for the infant, due to the mix up of the delivery, the baby was send to the hospital rather than a laboratory where the scientists would have conduct series of experiments due to his unusual birth. Later on, the baby would be taken in by the parents of the infant he replaced (and you can guess what happened to the other baby) and would eventually grow up to become a ne'er do well person who often lives alone, having few friends and always seems to work in jobs all run by the same person.

"And that's how I was born!" said Old Master Q.

His friends, Big Potato and Mr. Chin each have differing reaction.

Big Potato, who responded well to the story said, "Wow, that's what happened? No wonder why your name sounds a bit like..."

Then Mr. Chin cuts in and said, "Are you sure that's what happened? I mean that lioness could have been pregnant before she went to have an affair with that tiger."

"Yeah but had the lioness been pregnant before, she would have given birth to a lion instead." Q answers.

"But she could have an affair with someone..." said Mr. Chin.

Q and Potato shuddered for a moment.

"Well, let's not think about that..." said Potato.

Q agrees and after realizing that they're late for work, Q whistles and a tiger arrives.

"Since the taxis are on strike, this will have to do, hop on!" said Q.

Then the three friends got on a tiger and rode their way to work, causing problems with the traffic as many people stopped to watch while some ran in terror at the site of the tiger carrying three men.

By the time they arrive at the site of their employment, Q looked at his watch and realizes that they were few minutes late so the tigers took them to Mr. Chiu's office.

"Morning Mr. Chiu, sorry we're late and it happened again, we'll try our best to avoid this again!" said Q.

Mr. Chiu was still cowering in fear due to a tiger appearing in his office.

"G-get this thing out of here!"


Author's Note: In some sources, Mr. Chin was known as Mr. Nobody so on the first draft I went with the latter. However, when it comes to his cantonese name, it doesn't really fit so I went with Mr. Chin.

I know. it's kind of confusing and I liked Mr. Nobody because it's easy to make fun of.