Math Book.

Rating: G.

Translation from: Severina, in Russian

Disclaimer: see above

Summary: How did you do in school? Are you sure?

1). Albus Dumbledore, on his way to the bed, put 11 candies in his mouth. When he woke up, he discovered that all of them were gone. How many did he eat in his sleep, if we know that he spat out 2, and 7 were in his beard?

2). How many curls does Gilderoy Lockhart has, if we know that he has 2 for his bangs, 8 on the back of his head, and he lent one to Snape?

3). Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy ran a race from the Womping Willow to Hagrid's Hut. We know that Harry ran with the speed of light, and Draco ran with the speed of sound. How bad a bruise did they both get from the Womping Willow?

4). Peeves decided to participate in a snowball fight. How many students will tend to Madame Pomfrey, if we know that Peeves used large, heavy stones in place of snowballs?

5). Madame Hooch had 3 brooms. After she lent one to Snape, she had 2 left over. The Question is: Why in the world would she need 2 brooms?

6). Will Hermione Granger ask Harry Potter why he's not eating, if we know that Harry Potter is picking his nose, not his plate?

7). There's 2 weeks left of school before the Xmas break. Will the school be empty at Xmas if we know that the basilisk conducts 3 raids per day?

8). Hagrid has 7 dragon eggs. How many eggs will he have if he lends 7 to Snape?

9). Professor Sprout pours a bunch of crap on the mandrakes to make them grow faster. Who will get acne first: the mandrakes or Pansy Parkinston, if it is known that noone pours any crap on Pansy Parkinston?

10). So far, Snape has 1 curl, 1 broom, and 7 eggs. Question: What the hell will he do with all that crap?