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Dragon: Hiya Folks! Welcome to our show!
Fire: ……….starring blankly at Dragon
Haru: What cha starrin at?
Fire: Dragon's stupidity
Dragon: Whacks Fire
Fire: OWWW!!! What was that for?!?!
Dragon: Your stupidity!
Fire: Whacks DragonHatori: Let's just start the show shall we?
Dragon & Fire: FINE!
(A/N: This is a combined fic. Written with 'HidingWontWork'.)
Opposite Ends-Sohma Frenzy
"Hi class, we have 2 new students joining us today, they are…" "We can introduce ourselves ya old wench!" You hear a pissed off girl yell from the hallway. /Kami teachers, Kami politeness, Kami school, and Kami you Mika! /Sorry They mumble telepathically to each other.
The angry girl walks in whipping her hair unknowingly that the 'Prince's' jaw is slacking from her beauty, while his fan girls' foam at the mouth. "I'm Ry- WAIT! Get in here girl!" "No… wait I don't wanna!" the girl cries as she's dragged in by her hair. "Stop!… Oh hi." The shorter girl shyly remarks. Whack "Ow what cha do that for?" "I felt like it. Now…I'm Ryoko Mikamara, and this little toadstool here is Mika Mikamara."
A boy with fiery orange hair and blood red eyes raises his hand. "Yes? What is it?" Mika asks him. "Why are you two in the same grade?" "We're twins you DUMBASS!" "Don't be so mean Ryoko!" "Stay outta this Mika!" "What's it to ya, ya DAMN RAT!" "I'm older than you, you STUPID CAT!" "Oh! Like by two MINUTES!" "Also another difference…" She puts a hand on her head and slides it off above Mika's and drops it down to her head. "She's a TOADSTOOL!" Laugh
While this was happening… 'Cat?!? Rat?!? What…is there another family cursed by the zodiac?!' thought an orange haired boy and a brown haired girl… but what of our dear Prince? 'Wow! Ryoko sure is cute! Mental Slap Why am I thinking that?!? Did they call each other a cat and a rat?! There can't be another family cursed?'
"Why don't you gals go take your seats?" "Why don't we push you out the window?" "Seriously go take your seats!" "Seriously go push yourself out the window!" "Well I never!" "That's right! You never thought you'd have students like us your class, and you never thought anyone would find our you're a lesbian!" "How did you…?" "We didn't evil smirks you just confessed!" "NO wait!..wait.. I …I ! OH FUCK!" "You can't say that in front of us… we're young and impressionable minds!" says Mika
"Cough Not Cough Really! HACK!" "Oh my gosh are you alright?!?" Yuki asks as he runs to the front of the class and pats Ryoko on the back thinking she's actually choking. Ryoko looks up at Yuki "Not choking dude. Not choking." "But..but…!" Ryoko looks Yuki up and down Evil Smirk "Yes you do have a butt…looks pretty firm… should I test my theory Strokes her chin evilly?" Yuki blushes as Ryoko creeps her hand towards Yuki's ass! Whack Ryoko gets hit by Mika "NO HENTAI NO HENTAI!!" Mika shouts at Ryoko. " FINE!" Ryoko says, but takes a quick pat at it anyway while pushing Mika into Kyo and making Yuki fall on top of her.
As this was happening Hatori, dragging Haru and Momiji by their ears, walks passed the door, peers in, and sees……………NAKED Ladies…(no just kidding!) and sees………………that Kyo and Yuki haven't transformed while hugging girls! "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" Hatori yells as he burst through the door! From hearing Hatori, yell the teacher, who is leaning against the window, falls out! "GASP HARI! You said a bad word!" Momiji bounces up and down while pointing at Hatori. (A/N: Hatori is the school doctor, Akito is the principal, Ayame, is vice principal, and Shigure is the librarian. And one for KYO! Kagura is the new student teacher!)
"Are you sure you're girls?!?!" Kyo yells more than asks. Ryoko takes Yuki's hand and puts it to her chest. Yuki blushes and says "Yep she's a girl alright!" "Sorry Kyo!" "She's to much of a wimp to be a guy!" Ryoko points out.
Kyo looks up at Hatori and…."What the hell are you three doing here Ha-tor-I! You and the two brats!" "I'm taking them to my office." "Office?" Yuki questions, "Yes didn't you hear I'm the new school doctor, Shigure is the new librarian, Ayame is the new vice principal, and Akito is the Principal." "NO Akito….no!" Yuki stutters "Oh and Kyo… Kagura's the new student teacher." "NO! I'll go on a journey that's what I'll do!" "No you're not… the four of you are coming to my office Momiji and Haru try to sneak away wait… the six of you are coming to my office." "Aw man!" all six groan, but obey. "Can we come too?" some random girls in the class ask.
"You do you die!" Mika threatens "Well that's a different side of her." Kyo says "We both have sort of mood swings, more or less like personality disorders." Everyone stares at Ryoko because she's acting civil. "Didn't I say we both have mood swings? Well. DUMBASSES!" "sigh She's back." Mika says. "Come on now to my office." Hatori says "By any chance is your office by Akito's?" Hatori just glares at Yuki. 'I wonder who this Akito person is.' Ryoko and Mika think to themselves.
Haru: Where the hell am I?!?!
Fire: You there you just didn't have any lines!
Haru: Whatever!Dragon: Don't worry baby! You'll have lines next time!
Haru: Baby? I've never even met you!
Dragon: But haven't you? wiggles eyebrows
Haru: No
Fire: I'm jus gonna go!
Momiji: We all gotta go! BYE!
in back ground Dragon: Oh come back here Haru!
Haru: Get away from me woman!
Dragon: Can I at least try to make you remember smooch!
Haru: Oh yeah! Now I remember!
Hatori: Read and review so they just SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Dragon & Fire: HEY!
Dragon: no flames please. If you do, they will be used to roast marshmallows. Constructive criticism is always appreciated though.
