Naruto enters. Sasuke enters.

Naruto: sasuke? Is that you?

Sasuke: noooo

Naruto: I know it's you

Sasuke: no fricking shit

Naruto: ... Mean

Sasuke: what did you think? It was Sakura?

Naruto: I thought it was the new Calvin Klein male model

Sasuke: ...you know?

Naruto: know what?

Sasuke: I'm the new Calvin Klein male model

Sakura enters

Sakura: SASUKE KUN I SAW YOUR UNDERWEAR MODEL PICS OH EM GEEEEE I CRIED INO CRIED OMG

Sakura throws herself at sasuke like a crack whore

Sasuke: Sakura please not too close I'm a model now

Sasuke mega punches Sakura away

Naruto: I don't mind if you come too close to me Sakura chaaaaaan

Naruto winks

Sakura: keep dreaming Naruto! You want some of this I'll give you some of this FIST in your ASS!

Naruto: calm down you fricking crack whore

Lee enters. Ino enters.

Sakura: DID YOU CALL ME A CRACK WHORE!

Naruto: yeah, crack whore

Naruto smiles makes a death wish and hides behind sasuke

Lee: Sakura chan you are no crack whore you are a beautiful gentle kind whore

Sakura: ... I'm going to...

Ino: throw yourself at boys who prefer me to you, crack whore?

Sakura: INO PIG NO ONE PREFERS YOU TO ME

Sasuke: I do

Naruto: I do... Sometimes

Lee: I don't! I love you Sakura chan!

Sakura: Sasuke... kun... My heart...

Sakura sobs

Sakura: Sasuke kun... Hand me thine katana

Sasuke hands the sword to Sakura

Sakura: Ino pig, thou art my best friend. I beseech thee to help me plunge this sword in my heart and end mon life

Ino: gladly, crack whore, will I aid thee!

Sakura: and thus I die

Ino plunges the sword into sakuras heart

Sakura dies

Sasuke: now my sword has crack-whore blood on it... Damn

Naruto: Sakura chan died... Ino... You're my new mega crush

Lee: mine too!

Ino: guys wtf my best friend just died be a bit sensitive maybe?

Sasuke: you killed her...

Naruto: ino chan please don't cry

Lee: Ino chan I will go to the ends of the earth for you please don't cry

Ino: yah whatever ok I'm over it lets get drunk

Naruto: ya!

Lee: double ya!

Sasuke nods sagely

Sasuke: wise plan ino sensei, we shalt thus drink till the moon rises and the sun sets

Ino: indeed

Lee: indeed

Naruto: indeed

Exuent