Naruto enters. Sasuke enters.
Naruto: sasuke? Is that you?
Sasuke: noooo
Naruto: I know it's you
Sasuke: no fricking shit
Naruto: ... Mean
Sasuke: what did you think? It was Sakura?
Naruto: I thought it was the new Calvin Klein male model
Sasuke: ...you know?
Naruto: know what?
Sasuke: I'm the new Calvin Klein male model
Sakura enters
Sakura: SASUKE KUN I SAW YOUR UNDERWEAR MODEL PICS OH EM GEEEEE I CRIED INO CRIED OMG
Sakura throws herself at sasuke like a crack whore
Sasuke: Sakura please not too close I'm a model now
Sasuke mega punches Sakura away
Naruto: I don't mind if you come too close to me Sakura chaaaaaan
Naruto winks
Sakura: keep dreaming Naruto! You want some of this I'll give you some of this FIST in your ASS!
Naruto: calm down you fricking crack whore
Lee enters. Ino enters.
Sakura: DID YOU CALL ME A CRACK WHORE!
Naruto: yeah, crack whore
Naruto smiles makes a death wish and hides behind sasuke
Lee: Sakura chan you are no crack whore you are a beautiful gentle kind whore
Sakura: ... I'm going to...
Ino: throw yourself at boys who prefer me to you, crack whore?
Sakura: INO PIG NO ONE PREFERS YOU TO ME
Sasuke: I do
Naruto: I do... Sometimes
Lee: I don't! I love you Sakura chan!
Sakura: Sasuke... kun... My heart...
Sakura sobs
Sakura: Sasuke kun... Hand me thine katana
Sasuke hands the sword to Sakura
Sakura: Ino pig, thou art my best friend. I beseech thee to help me plunge this sword in my heart and end mon life
Ino: gladly, crack whore, will I aid thee!
Sakura: and thus I die
Ino plunges the sword into sakuras heart
Sakura dies
Sasuke: now my sword has crack-whore blood on it... Damn
Naruto: Sakura chan died... Ino... You're my new mega crush
Lee: mine too!
Ino: guys wtf my best friend just died be a bit sensitive maybe?
Sasuke: you killed her...
Naruto: ino chan please don't cry
Lee: Ino chan I will go to the ends of the earth for you please don't cry
Ino: yah whatever ok I'm over it lets get drunk
Naruto: ya!
Lee: double ya!
Sasuke nods sagely
Sasuke: wise plan ino sensei, we shalt thus drink till the moon rises and the sun sets
Ino: indeed
Lee: indeed
Naruto: indeed
Exuent
