Stargate is and never will be mine.
Spoilers: NIL
Rating: PG13 for know, but who knows.
Chapter One - No Fishing
All four of them were sat in the commissary, eating desert, both Teal'c and Jack were stuffing themselves with pie. Daniel was eating chocolate sponge and custard, and Sam was eating her usual blue Jell-O, but this time there was a twist, she'd topped it with whipped cream.
General Hammond had given them all down time, and the weather forecaster had promised that this weekend was going to be nothing but sunshine. So with that in mind Colonel O'Neill decided it was about time his team deserved a well-earned rest.
Jack clapped his hands together and rubbed them excitedly, "Right kids! I'm organising an adventure weekend for us all. There's going to be lots of sun, lots of food, rock climbing and white water rafting and…"He paused dramatically for effect, "...absolutely nooo fishing."
Sam, Daniel and Teal'c looked at each other and mouthed, 'No fishing' their eyes widening in delight, how could they refuse. Even Teal'c seemed pleased at going away without having to suffer the wrath of O'Neill spending hours fishing. Jack, paying them no attention, because he was on a role now carried on. "Now I know what you're all going to say, 'I'm too busy…I've too many projects…I'm washing my hair..." He continued now looking directly at Sam.
Sam had to bite her bottom lip from laughing, "Washing her hair?" Never in her life had she used that as a refusal to go fishing with him. She looked at him with her arms folded across her chest. "Um… Colonel, when have I ever said I'm too busy because I'm washing my hair?"
Jack imitated her by crossing his arms in front of him, and replied with a straight face, "Who said I was talking about you Major?"
"Well Colonel, since you asked. It's actually a typical comment you frequently make when I tell you I can't go fishing." She replied baiting him that little bit further.
"Actually..."
"Yes?" She replied simply, desperately trying to hold back the laughter, waiting for him to dig his way out of this.
"I was referring to Teal'c," he replied completely straight-faced.
There must have been something in the water, for that little comment caused the biggest outburst of laughter that they had heard in weeks. And, what made them laugh even harder was the fact that Teal'c said with a straight face, "But, I do not have any hair O'Neill."
Trying to regain their composure, Jack finally got to the point of asking, "So, who's up for it then?"
"Absolutely." Daniel said almost immediately.
"I would be pleased to accompany you O'Neill."
Fantastic, he thought, two down one to go. Shifting his eyes directly towards her, he asked, "Well Ms Carter, do we have the pleasure of your company for a couple of days?"
Smiling sincerely, she replied. "Wouldn't miss it for the world, Sir."
Expecting her to say 'No' to his idea, Jack had already had come up with a plan of attack for just such an occasion. The word 'Yes' coming from Carter didn't register at all, so Jack continued with his spiel.
"C'mon Carter, you know you want to. Just the four of us, we can do the rapids thing, get real wet, and then sleep…" Then it suddenly hit him. Did he hear right? Did she just say 'Yes' to him? Nah he thought, she'd never said yes before, and so he continued.
Sam rolled her eyes upwards, god he was going to go on like this all day if she didn't stop him. Getting up from her chair, she moved round the table until she was face to face with him, their faces literally inches apart. Then with subtlety flying out of the window, she placed both hands on his face making sure that he was looking directly into her eyes; knowing full well this would throw him off balance. Sometimes it was so much fun watching him squirm. Carter, putting her feminine head on threw him a special smile. Then leaning slightly forward, she raised her hands to cup his face in a suggestive manner.
Jack shut up immediately. Complete shock had now taken over as his 2IC had hold of his face in her hands, looking as if she was ready to plant a smacker on his lips.
Completely lost by her touch, and the sultry look she was giving him, he blabbed like an idiot. "W.W..W..What did you say?" Having her this close to him was certainly having an effect on him, more than he cared to admit in company. God, he could drown in those sea blue eyes.
Sam thought it was hilarious, if she knew how much of an effect her saying 'Yes' to the Colonel was going to have, she would've done it a long time ago. Enjoying the playfulness a little too much, she leant even closer into him, her body pressing ever so slightly against him. She could see in his face that the Colonel's body temperature had risen by about 10 degrees. Little beads of sweat surfaced on his forehead. As her face grew closer she moistened her lips with her tongue for effect. Jack felt as if his legs were going to give way any minute. Then ever so slowly she brushed pass his lips towards his ear and said in a husky voice. "Yes I'll go with you."
Daniel, desperately trying not to laugh at the Colonel's awkwardness, placed his hand over his mouth in a vein attempt to stop an escaped giggle. Unfortunately the giggle that came out sounded more like a snort and subsequently brought Jack back to the present.
One completely flustered Colonel O'Neill shook his head slightly trying to hold down the erotic image he'd had there for a moment. Carter had pulled away to a safe distance leaving an exhausted Jack collapsed on the nearest chair, unable to stand up any longer. Luckily for him the commissary was empty apart from SG1, he certainly did not want this going round. He could hear the rumour mill now saying, "Hey did you hear about the Colonel? Carter nearly brought the Colonel down to his knees with her feminine wiles." Hell, he'd never live it down. Then thinking back to his Black ops days he thought, "They should have Carter as one of their trainers, the men wouldn't stand a chance!"
Still reeling from their near encounter, Jack just stared at her with awe as she casually walked out of the commissary. Trying to cool himself off, he gulped the last remnants of water from his cup as he mused, "Well, it's going to be an interesting trip, that's for sure!"
End chapter 1
