Lizzie arrives at the library Friday afternoon and she's holding a note in her hand excitedly. The librarian looks at her with disgust, knowing that Lizzie McGuire has never been this excited to go to the library. Lizzie sees Gordo sitting at a table in the back corner, where the table is hidden by bookshelves. Before walking to him, she rereads the note:

Dear Lizzie,

I have always seen you so close, yet so far away. I just want to say, I love you. Please meet me in the library after school on Friday. I can't wait.

Love always,

Your Secret Admirer

A suspicious thought flits across Lizzie's mind. "Is Gordo my secret admirer?" she wondered. As she thought this, Gordo got up to come and meet her. However, just as Gordo was approaching, Larry Tudgeman cut in his way and stood standing in front of Lizzie.

"You came," said Larry, smiling.

"Of course Larry, I always come to see Gordo."

"Gordo… You're funny- haha."

"What the fuck? Excuse me, see you at school." Larry left the library with tears in his eyes.

"Hey Lizzie, what's up with him?" said Gordo in an interested manner.

"Don't ask me." Lizzie shrugged and walked towards their table. "So, I'm here. What do you want me to do?"

Gordo, looking puzzled, asked, "Wha…?"

"Well, you are my secret admirer, aren't you?"

"How did you know?!" Gordo asked puzzled.

Lizzie showed him the note.

Gordo's jaw dropped. "I didn't write this."

"Sure you did. Stop being in denial! Anyway, that's kinda hot, being in denial."

Gordo stood still, looking stunned. Lizzie leant forward and gently kissed him. He grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the end of the table that was completely hidden by books about unprotected sex and HIV/AIDS. They started kissing more heavily. Suddenly, Gordo touches Lizzie's leg. A thrill shoots up Lizzie's spine. She rips off her shirt, revealing a Barbie bra.

"That's, umm… retro… and cute?!" Gordo said, in a state of suprisement.

"I know!" said Lizzie excitedly. "It's from the Stuff by Hilary Duff Collection! Isn't it awesome?!"

"Yea. It's, um, awesome." Gordo didn't want to let the conversation ruin their activities so he started kissing her again. Gordo threw off his shirt and unbuttoned his pants. Lizzie pulled off her skirt, but in the process, tripped over it. She smashed headfirst into the bookshelf and like a domino effect; all the bookshelves around the table fell into a big heap on the floor. Lizzie screamed and Gordo laughed whilst his hand moved from her leg to her breast. The librarian looked at them. She laughed. She screamed. She cried.

"SHIT! GET OUT OF MY LIBRARY NOW YOU IMBICILES!!!"

"Um… OK," said Gordo.

"And get your filthy hand of that girl's rack!" added the librarian. Lizzie, realizing she was half-naked, grabbed her clothes that were scattered amongst the books and put them in her backpack. Gordo, doing the same, grabbed the books he had used to study and grabbed Lizzie by the arm, as he ran out of the library. Outside, Larry was smoking a cigarette.

"Well, hello, Lizzie. My one and only Lizzie," Larry said as he blew a heart shaped smoke ring.

"Holy shit. You freak. YOU wrote me the note. Ewwwwwwwww." Lizzie jumped up and down. "Let's go Gordo," she said as she snatched the cigarette from Larry and took a whiff. "Thanks. See ya around." As they walked away into the sunset, Lizzie ran back and stole the cigarette. She and Gordo walked into the distance, smoking, half-naked.

THE END