A letter to the fans:

Greetings, fan community. I stumbled upon this website quite a while back, and to tell the truth, I am quite enjoying it. However, I just can not let one thing stand: in nearly every story I feature in, I am played as an antagonist, if not our right evil. There are no exceptions to this rule; it's everywhere, in every story I'm in. I understand it's fan fiction, and I also understand that within the fan community I represent a potential block to their favorite pairing, I would like to inform all of you reading this that I have absolutely no romantic feelings for Kyon-kun. None whatsoever. It is Tachibana-san who wishes to see us together… you could consider her an "In-universe shipper", as you would call it. As for Fujiwara-san and Kuyoh-san. I understand their motives just as much as you guys do. I know it's about my supposed ability to warp time and space, but I don't wish to change anything. If I had the ability to create what I desire, then what's the fun in working for it? Anyway, based on what I know, Koizumi-san and his allies are keeping everything in check, and there is not much to worry about. I wish every one of Kyon-kun's friends to have a good time, and to be well. So, I hope that I was able to reach out to some of you guys. Thank you for hearing me out. Now, I must get back to studying. Cram school's such a pain!

-Sasaki