The trubles of amnesia

An Inuyasha fanfic

Disclaimer: If I owned inuyasha I would be an old Japanese rich woman, wich I'm not so don't you dare sue me!

And in case no one knows this fanfic is a complete drabble that simply happens when someone ( namely me ) is bored ….. very bored.

And so it begins …

Kagome was wandering through the woods looking for firewood because she was hungry.

Kikyo was looking for Naraku for reasons to everyone but her still unknown.

Suddenly an eerie wind of weirdness swept over the land of Japan and knocked them both out.

When they woke they somehow had amnesia.

Kagome started wandering around aimlessly which after a while got our poor little overprotective lovesick puppy Inuyasha worried so he decided to go and look for her.

Kikyo ran right into Naraku before getting all that far. "Kikyo, I could sense you from miles away, what do you want from me this time?" Naraku catiously asked the very confused woman infront of him. Kikyo simply responded: "Who are you, and who am I?"

Inuyasha found amnesia girl not far from camp when she had somehow moved in a circle around it. "There you are, wench where do you think you're going?" he spat half heartedly mad. Kagome just looked at him with eyes big as UFO's. Then she reached out and touched his ears "are these real?" she squealed. "What the fuck do you think you're doing I told you to keep those hands of yours off of my ears!" he growled still only half heartedly. "How could you possibly have done that when we've only just met, who ARE you anyways… and who am I for that matter?"

Naraku stared into a pair of dark brown eyes that showed nothing but true sincerity and good intent "you are…" he stopped and pondered on whether or not he should tell her the truth but considering his reputation and the wonderful opportunity now at hand he thought not. "err…. You are Kikyo, my errr… girlfriend" "Oh, okay" she nodded in excitement over having such a handsome boyfriend. Naraku mentally patted himself on the shoulder.

Inuyasha on the other hand sweatdropped in noticing that this girl was serious. Then he started telling her about everything that had happened until now, and when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING.

Back at Narakus castle Naraku himself was taking a very hot bath with the girl whom he had sought to have for himself for over fifty years. A malicious grin spread through his face, oh he could already see the fun they would have when he shows poor Inuyasha this.

Meanwhile with Inu and Kagome things were'nt going so well, he had just finished telling her everything…. Including the part about Kikyo and the fact that he loves Kagome and was waiting for an answer or response from said girl when said girl simply snorted and said "why would I bother even caring for that kind of two-timing jerk, no way, not me" then she snorted again and left for home having been told exactly where that is.

Naraku laughed.

Inuyasha cried.

And all was well in the feudal era.