----hey everyone!!! some of you might know me as the ever so loved author of "sora of the sea". you may be wondering "what the hell is she doing writting something else when she hasnt updated her other story in 2 months" welllllll.....sorry. ive been though so much hell....no electricity, no computer, my keyboard broke, ive been traveling....just so much i havent really had time. im not even typing right right now. LOOK AT THIS!!! im barely using CAPS on my "I's"!! how disgraceful. im so mad at myself. so anyway, im just hanging around. its chrismas and i got bored so i started somthing new. i figure...when im stuck with the other one i can work on this. this chapter isnt official. just a beginning, something to start from, so its not...no...its FAR from perfect. well, here you go.
PRIVATE LAUGHTER
User: PoofyPants
Name: pimp daddy, but also known as Sora....not a girl name!!!
Location: London!! im visiting here with my mom and having a great time
Sex: eww. pervert. i'll have you all know that my precious cherry is still in tact. hurumph!
Interest/hobbies: Men. but not just any men, oh no. hot men. i mean like...hotter than me..which i dont really think is possible, i mean just look at me!!! anyways video games (fighting, RPG), clothes, shopping (can you tell im gay?), me, my hair, fancy things, reading, writing, morning walks, me, and my best friend tidus!!!...who's cute, but not as cute as me (sorry T, truth hurts).....OH WAIT, one more thing. me.
Monday December 25
10:05pm
WOW!!! my first journal!!! can you all belive it???! huh?!?.....!?!?. ok, enough of that...well wait, just a few more...?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?...WWHHEEEE!!!!!!!. OK, seriously now. welcome to my life....hey isnt that a song? wait, wait, its coming to me....AH! it goes "do ya ever feel like breakin down...do ya...err...ever...do ya...WELCOME TO MY LIFEEEEEE!!!" its by that one band simple sam..no, that cant be right. simple bam? simple..simplesimplesimple somthing simple PLAN!! HA! HAHAHA! im sorry, you must think im completly nuts. well im not. see, im quite sane. although then again, what kind of no-life'd-moron would be spending christmas night hunched over at a computer screen? wow, i just backed myself into a corner with that one. oh well! its not like i was doing anything importaint anyway...i mean, christmas is all fun and games when your young and all but..i dont know. the older you get, the less "zest" there is about it. yes, im no longer a little boy now. i ampure MANLY MAN. thats right. manly man. i have a ginormous dingle doozer and everything. well, i think i'll be going off for a bit...you know...to do some MANLY things and what-not. what? dont go? im sorry, but i really must. what? oh, i love you all too!! KISSES!!!!!!
--------lots o love: Sora
Comments:
From: BeachBlonde707
you? a man? HA! your not even 17 yet!!! and what do you mean "not as cute as you"? im 10 times cuter than you'll ever be!!! anyways, im bored. wanna go to the mall?
Reply: No. im busy being manly. go shopping by yourself.
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From: BeachBlonde707
oh, give it a rest! knowing you, your probably just making hot chocolate or fiddling around with your hair like a like a stuck up prat...
Reply: .....shut up...whats a prat?
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From: BeachBlonde707
its like...brat...but...different...gosh! we've been here a whole month and you STILL dont know any british slang...what a loser. and how can i shup up if im not talking?
Reply: i dont know. shut up typing to me then. and stop being mean to me, its starting to hurt.
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From: BeachBlonde707
stop being such a baby.
Reply: I mean it tidus, stop.
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From: BeachBlonde707
alright fine. im sorry. can we go to the mall now? pppppppplllleeeaasseee???
Reply: No. you hurt my feelings. and also, you broke my trust. dont ask how, you just did. theres nothing in the world that would ever make me go to the mall with you. ever.
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From: BeachBlonde707
theres a sale at versace. 20 off all scarves.
Reply: meet me outside in 10 minutes.
-----well that wasnt so bad, now was it? remember, its just a start thing, nothing perminate. im just messing around. OH and im half way finished with the next chapter of "S.O.T.S"......sots....hahahahahahah. i never noticed that. sots. but anyway, yea. it should be up and finished real soon, so keep and eye out for it. love you lots. night night.
LITTLELOVELYLANI
