Fox Coffee and Dana Coffette were on their way to an IBF Humans Interaction Meeting.

Renniks was already speaking when they arrived.

"In order to truly interact with Humans, you must provide them with Scully and Mulder. For reasons unknown, they refer to it as 'Caffinated' and 'decaf'. You must come in contact with these creatures. If you don't we will never know the meaning of these words. Thank you."

Coffee was thrilled. Contact with humans! This was incredible. Coffette and Coffee traveled for dayds and days for just the right human for them to come in contact with. Finally, they found one.

"Simple inferior homosapien. You will drink caf-fin-a-ted Scully."

"Scully?"

"And Mulder."

"Coffee, where's the Mulder?"

"You said you'd bring it."

"No I didn't. You did."

"No I didn't."

"You didn't bring the Mulder?"

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"Coffee, did you at least bring the Scully?"

"No, Coffette, I didn't."

"So we have no Scully and no Mulder?"

"Nope!"

"You little..."

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