One Size Doesn't Fit All

Chapter One

Young Love, They Say it Never Lasts

Kim and Ron leaned into one another as the minister started saying, "I now pronounce you husband and wife." He never said to kiss the bride, since the two newlyweds were way ahead of him.

The entire crowd erupted into roars and cheers. At least a thousand came to watch, and well over two billion worldwide were staring at their television screens and were either crying or cheering, or both.

Ron looked at his new wife and gave her one of his goofy grins that she loved so much. He offered his arm, which she happily took and started walking down the long aisle.

Kim and Ron smiled at their weeping parents, Hana between their laps. Ron gave his best man, Rufus, a small wink as he rode in Ron's tux pocket. Kim noticed Bonnie and the rest of her high school cheerleading squad holding each other as girls do and trying hard not to look too weepy, but failing miserably.

Kim Possible was now Kim Stoppable. She looked up at her new husband and a warm feeling came over her. The very thought that the love of her live, her soul mate was now her husband made her feel like she was walking on clouds.

Dozens of Global Justice agents watched from their security positions. They were lucky, since their dark sunglasses hid any tears that they shed. For the tears that got free, they just wiped from their cheeks and pretended to be looking around for a villain that would never be there.

All the super villains were at home or in jail, watching on a tv somewhere. Shego, couldn't help but smile at her archrival while lounging on the couch in Drakken's latest "secret" lair. She knew this day would come sooner or later. However, this wasn't going to stop her quest to defeat Kim Possible once and for all. If anything, it served as a new way to get leverage on her. She grinned at the thought of using Ron to get under Kim's skin, but frowned as she saw Drakken sobbing uncontrollably and holding a box of tissues.

"I always cry at these things," he sniffed.

"We're not there," Shego pointed out.

"You know what I mean Shego! Kim Possible's growing up. It seems like only yesterday I was trying to vaporize her with the buffoon tied next to her." He tore another tissue from the box and blew into it.

Shego groaned and turned her attention back to the screen as a woman came into view with a microphone in her hand.

"This is Summer Gale, where the wedding of Ron and Kim Stoppable has just finished its climax. The reception will be closed to everyone except family and friends, but I speak for all of us watching at home when I say congratulations Kim and Ron."

The reception was being held in a small field next to the church where the ceremony had taken place. Kim was dancing with her father, while Ron danced with his mother.

"Isn't that a sight?" Betty Director asked Wade as they sat at a table by the dance floor.

"It sure is, Betty. You ever going to find someone to tie the knot with?" Wade asked.

Betty looked startled by the question. "I've never thought of it. My work complicates things," she replied.

Wade grinned. "They are so young and in love. Only nineteen, barely a year of college, and a whole world saving gig. No one can say that their lives haven't been exciting."

"True," Betty said. "But I'm sure Kim and Ron will take a break after a little Stoppable is on the way."

Wade nodded. "I wonder if they'll even continue doing missions after that. Leaving a child behind so they could go on missions isn't really what Kim or Ron would do."

"Either way, they're lucky to have each other. And I can safely say that their love is going to last," said Betty as she tipped her champagne glass to Wade.

Wade picked up his cranberry juice and clinked his glass with hers. "To true love."

The music surrounded Ron and Kim as they had their own private dance together while their family and closest friends watched on, teary eyed.

Kim's touch made Ron shiver and her held her as tightly as possible. He looked down at her angelic face, her green eyes shining brightly full of life and love.

"Are you happy, Mr. Stoppable?" Kim asked, leaning her head against his strong chest.

"I certainly am. I could climb to the tallest mountain and scream booyah about a million times. And you, Mrs. Stoppable?"

Kim's heart skipped as she heard her new name. "There's no place I'd rather be than right here with my husband and the only man I'll ever love. I love you, Ron."

Ron smiled at her as Kim leaned in to kiss him. "And I love you, KP…"


6 months later…

"Look, all I'm saying is that maybe if you got off my back we wouldn't be having this conversation," said Ron.

Kim scowled at him. "You spent five hundred dollars on a cheese machine. We needed that money, Ron. Our bills are getting higher and higher and I am getting sick and embarrassed of having to ask my parents for hand-me-outs!"

"But that machine is a necessary item of the household," Ron whined.

"Necessary!" Kim screamed. "It's a piece of junk!"

"You mean like that hair dryer that cost three hundred dollars?" Ron pointed out.

"Now that is a necessary item. You said my hair needed more fluffing," Kim countered.

"I can't believe you are trying to compare a beauty like my cheese machine to your lousy hair fluffer. Oh, by the way, it failed."

"How about we just lay off right now. We're on a mission and we can discuss this later, okay?" Kim asked.

"Fine," Ron huffed.

"Thank. You." The pilot of the plane breathed a sigh that he wouldn't have to hear anymore. He was about to jump out of the plane himself. "Your drop's coming up. Better get going."

"Thank you for the ride," said Kim, as she opened the side door of the small plane.

"Good luck, Team Possible," he said.

Kim and Ron were currently flying over the German countryside over the property of eccentric billionaire Baron Roger Steele, an American with a flair for dramatics. He recently began funding villains with cash and equipment.

Ron and Kim had several missions that Baron Steele had had a hand in someway. He usually stayed out of any plot directly, but now there was evidence that he decided to do his own brand of villainy. Team Possible's mission was to infiltrate his German stronghold, capture him, and take him to Global Justice.

Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket and rubbed his eyes. He didn't like it when his family fought, but it had become so common that he took naps or left the room until the yelling had gone down. He missed the days when Ron and Kim actually smiled and kissed each other, but it had been a long time since he'd seen that.

"Ready, little buddy?" Ron asked, trying to smile and act like nothing happened.

Rufus nodded, but of course wasn't fooled.

Kim jumped first, followed by Ron. The two deployed their chutes at the right altitude and slowly descended until they were just a few yards from the Baron's large mansion. He owned over forty acres of land, which included the mansion, a forest, and a large courtyard, where Kim and Ron were now. There were no guards and no cameras, so they were pretty sure they were safe and hadn't been spotted. The element of surprise was crucial here.

They hid behind a row of tall bushes and hid their chutes in them. Kim turned and looked at Ron. "Your landing was too rough, you almost went beyond the bush line. Someone would've seen you. Be more careful."

Ron made a face as soon as she turned away that even Rufus had to giggle at. Kim snapped her head back at him, but his face had gone back to normal and Rufus was composed.

Kim activated her Kimmunicator. Wade's faced came up.

"We're outside the mansion, Wade. Is there any new info I should be aware of?" Kim asked.

Ron cleared his throat in a very deliberate manner and raised an eyebrow at her.

"I mean we should be aware of. Happy?"

Ron nodded, smiling. Wade didn't look happy.

"Baron Steele's mansion doesn't seem to have any security traps from what my scans say. No lasers, no crocodile pits, not even spinning tops of doom; of course they are out of villain style today. However my scan did get dozens of heat signatures as well as an area one hundred meters below the mansion that the scanners can't penetrate. My bet is there's something very important there," said Wade.

"Thanks Wade. Anything else?" Kim asked.

"I've gotten reports that he recently hired a new team of assassin bodyguards. Pretty tough group I hear, but I don't know anything about who they are or how many there are. Anyone who might have was silenced by them."

"Maybe that's what all those heat signatures are," Ron theorized.

"Could be," Wade replied. "Be careful you two. This guy is dangerous."

"Don't worry. I'll watch Kim's back," Ron grinned as Wade disappeared from the screen.

"I don't need you watching my back, Ron," Kim hissed.

"I was only joking, KP. Calm down," Ron shot back.

"This isn't a joking matter, Ron. This guy is lethal."

"Nothing we having tackled before," Ron replied confidently.

Kim rolled her eyes and sighed in exasperation. "Whatever."

The two slowly and carefully made their way to the back door. Once again there were no guards or cameras, and the door was unlocked.

"I don't like this," Ron said. "It just screams a trap."

"I actually agree," Kim replied. "But like you said, nothing we haven't tackled before."

They slide into the mansion and followed the brick wall to the foyer. They were stunned by its immense size. Four marble columns stretched from the floor all the way to the ceiling four stories up. All four stories were exposed making the foyer seem even more massive.

The open space was decorated with several elegant looking pedestals, each one with an expensive looking statue or piece of pottery on it. Paintings adorned almost every square inch of the walls.

Kim and Ron looked up the staircase the connected the first and second floors and saw at the top of it their target. His back was facing them and seven large men in black suits and dark sunglasses surrounded him.

Kim and Ron took cover behind a pedestal with a large vase resting on it that completely concealed them.

"There's our guy," Kim said. "And those must be his so called new bodyguards."

"They sure aren't hiding that fact," said Ron. "Any more obvious and they'd have signs hanging around their necks saying, 'I'm the bad guy.'"

"I wonder how we should approach him. We could always wait till he lets his guard down, or we could just go for it now in a frontal assault. Seven guys aren't much for me. What do you think?" Kim asked. She turned her head at Ron and saw him looking at something else.

She followed his gaze and realized that on each floor above them were dozens of maids. Each one was dusting or polishing something in the most revealing outfits Kim had ever seen on a maid before. She couldn't believe how short their skirts were and how they didn't seem to have a care in the world. She went back to Ron, who was now practically drooling at the sight and looked mesmerized. She gave him a swift jab to the ribs.

"Ow," he almost yelled, but caught himself just before he made the fatal mistake. "What was that for?" he whispered.

"I saw you making googly eyes at those maids," Kim hissed. "Do I need to remind you that you're married?"

"Please, don't remind me," Ron groaned softly. "I wasn't making googly eyes at anyone. I was just surprised at how skimpy maids are dressed these days."

"Nice save there, slick," Kim said in a sarcastic manner.

"It's not my fault you don't dress like that."

"You want me to dress like that more often?" Kim asked, wide-eyed.

"Not all the time, but a few times would be nice," Ron said.

"You could look better dressed too. You always look like slob whenever you go out with me. It's embarrassing."

"I am what I is," Ron said, defensively.

Kim nearly screamed, but managed to hold it in. "For the last time, it is, 'I am what I am.' At least try to sound a like a human being!"

"Well you try to stop sounding like a bossy bi, uh, I mean witch," Ron quickly corrected.

The two continued to bicker for a few more seconds before a voice rang over them. "You two can come out of your hiding place now. You've made enough of a racket for anyone to hear."

Kim and Ron cursed under their breaths after realizing that their voices had been steadily going up and they hadn't bothered to keep them down. They both slowly revealed themselves. Baron Steele, his men, and all the maids were staring at them. Some even had smirks on their faces.

Baron Steele had on a slender, expensive looking suit. His black hair was slicked back slightly. His small brown eyes seemed to pierce Ron and Kim to their core and his slender nose made him look even more villainous. He gave a short bow. "Team Possible, it is truly an honor and a surprise. I was expecting some Global Justice agents to try and foil my plans, but the fact that they sent the Team Possible after me says volumes and makes me sort of tingly inside. I'm touched."

"We're here to stop you, Baron. Your days of funding villains are over. Give up while you still have a chance," Kim said with a strong, confident tone.

The whole mansion erupted with laughter. Some of the maids were holding the railing to keep themselves from falling over. Kim's mouth twitched slightly in annoyance.

"I'm sorry to laugh," said Baron Steele after the chuckling had died down, "but there are only two of you, and a naked mole rat, of course." He gestured to Ron's pocket, where Rufus's head popped out. "I have my bodyguards."

Ron grinned. "Those over sized gorillas are no match for us."

Baron seemed confused, looking at his suited entourage. "You mean them? Oh they aren't bodyguards. They're my lawyers. These are my bodyguards." The Baron snapped his fingers. In a flash all the maids whipped out submachine guns from under their short skirts and pointed them at Kim and Ron. Rufus dived back into Ron's pocket.

Ron's face shrunk into a timid grin. "Ah, I see. Can we maybe talk about this first?"

Kim and Ron glanced at each other nervously. The Baron smiled. "Goodbye, Team Possible." He snapped his fingers a second time.

Kim and Ron dove away from each other to the opposite ends of the room and hide behind the large marble pillars. The maids unloaded their machine guns on them. The hundreds of bullets that were being fired at them chipped pieces of the marble columns and bits of plaster and wood from the surrounding walls and floor away.

"Any other bright ideas?" Kim shouted from across the room.

Ron glared at her. "This isn't my fault. You didn't know the maids were the assassins either. But I wonder how they were able to keep those guns hidden under those super short-" He stopped when he saw Kim glaring at him. "What should we do?"

"How should I know? Maybe you could run around like a chicken with its head cut off while I save our butts, once again."

"Unless you have your super suit on, which I know you don't, I don't see what our options are except dying or being killed!" Ron shouted back.

Rufus, in the middle of the action, dove out of Ron's pocket and scurried towards the wall, where a hole had been made by some of the gunfire. It was just big enough for his little, pink body and he crawled inside. He felt it was the right thing to do at the time, since his humans were too busy with each other that he was sure they would get captured. He would save their butts when the time was right. It wouldn't be the first time either.

Kim was about to fire another insult at him when she suddenly realized that the bullets had stopped firing. She looked around and saw the assassin maids surrounding her and Ron, guns pointed at their faces.

"Just perfect," Ron sighed.


Ron began to stir from his unwanted sleep. His head was throbbing, but as his eyes came into focus, he saw that he had more to worry about than a headache. He was in a large room, from the looks of it an underground layer of some sort. Most likely under the Baron's mansion. He and Kim were attached to a large metal object by heavy chains. He tried to see what it was, but in his position he could only tell that it was cylindrical in shape.

Kim began to stir a few seconds later. She also had a throbbing headache. The maid assassins were now dressed in black one-piece suits. Several were watching guard over them while the rest patrolled the chamber, watching the door and the dozens of scientists who were at different consoles gazing at a huge screen with a map of the world on it.

"Baron Steele," said one of the female gun-totting assassins. "The prisoners are awake."

Baron Steele walked towards Kim and Ron, a broad smile on his face. "I'm happy you two decided to wake up. I want you to be conscious through all this." He turned and faced the scientists. "Start the launch sequence."

"Launch sequence?" Kim and Ron simultaneously said.

The assassins grinned.

"Yes," said Steele. "You both are attached to a highly advanced missile with enough explosive power to level ten city blocks. It is going to Global Justice Headquarters, which I was able to obtain the location of. I was already going to destroy it anyway, but now I can kill two birds with one stone. Villains around the world will praise my name as I have destroyed both Global Justice and Team Possible!"

"Where's Rufus?" Ron demanded, not feeling his buddy in his pocket.

"He managed to escape, but I'll have the mansion fumigated and that little pest will be as dead as you two are about to be. I had heard that you two were having relationship issues. I guess the rumors were true, but I'm a gracious host. I'll give you about," he gazed at his gold Rolex, "ten minutes to reconcile. Farewell."

He nodded his head as the countdown began. Baron Steele and the assassins moved away from the missile.


While they had their backs turned, Rufus popped out of the ventilation grill and dived into Ron's pocket. He peeked his head out and was relieved to see that no one had noticed him. Not even Ron had felt him, but that was because Kim and him were back to fighting as he could clearly hear them shouting at one another over who's fault this was. He wondered if this would ever stop.

A minute later the missile's engines roared to life and began lifting Kim, Ron, and Rufus up through a hole in the ceiling. The sound was deafening, but Ron and Kim didn't seem to care and continued to yell at each other, even though they couldn't hear a word either one was saying.

Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket and carefully scurried up Ron's pants and shirt. The missile's fast speed made climbing difficult and Rufus did not want to fall thousands of feet to his death.

He reached Ron and Kim's faces, but despite him waving his arms and trying get their attention, Kim and Ron ignored him. He sighed and went to Plan B, which involved perilously leaping over to Kim and grabbing her wrist Kimmunicator. Rufus activated the device and Wade's surprised face appeared.

"Rufus?" Wade asked, but the noise was too loud for the naked mole rat to hear. Wade typed on his keyboard and words began to appear on the Kimmunicator's screen.

What's going on, Rufus?

Rufus, gripping Kim's shirt with his clawed feet, made hand gestures, which mimicked two people talking at one another. He then pretended to be tied up and struggling against invisible bonds. Wade got the idea.

Where are you?

Rufus pointed the Kimmunicator's screen at the bottom of the missile and then at the top to give him a quick view as to how high up they were and how much danger they were currently in.

Find a panel near the top and open it.

Rufus did as he was instructed and climbed higher onto Kim, using her hair like rope. When he got to the top, he saw a small square panel a few inches from her head. Luckily, he didn't need to lean very far to reach it and his two buck teeth were perfect for opening it. He had developed very strong teeth from years of cracking open cheese cans.

He looked at Wade for more instructions when he was done.

Hook me up to the big green and white circuit board. When I give the signal, Use the Kimmunicator's laser to cut Ron and Kim loose.

Rufus didn't look very sure about that last bit. He knew if he severed Kim and Ron's bonds they would have nothing to grab onto and would fall to an untimely demise.

However, Wade saw this in his face and typed, Trust me, Rufus. Everything will be all right. We'll only have one shot at this, so make sure you do it fast.

Rufus nodded, trusting Wade more than Ron and Kim at the current time.

After a few seconds, Wade gave the cue and Rufus pointed the laser at the chains holding Kim and Ron to the missile. Both had stopped their arguing at last and were looking at Rufus with a mix of curiosity and terror.

"Rufus, what are you doing?" Ron screamed, but realized it was useless.

The laser cut through the steel like butter and Kim and Ron soon found themselves plummeting to the ground. Rufus looked at Wade on the Kimmunicator screen.

Disconnect me now and jump!

Rufus followed the instruction and leapt off the missile, the Kimmunicator clutched in his arms. He quickly rejoined with a screaming Ron and a worried looking Kim.

Suddenly, a black GJ jet soared into view and flew alongside the trio. Kim and Ron angled their legs and arms like rudders and were able to get to the side hatch and were able to clutch their way in. Rufus followed with more ease.

They all huffed and heaved air into their lungs as they got used to being on solid ground again.

"Thank you Rufus," Kim said. "You saved our lives."

"Yeah, thank little buddy," Ron added, his legs still feeling like wet noodles.

Rufus narrowed his eyes at them and point at the Kimmunicator. Kim took it and activated it.

"Oh, I see you two have finally decided to stop squabbling," Wade said in a sarcastic tone.

"Sorry, Wade, " Kim apologized, feeling like she was talking to her mother. "I guess Ron and I don't have our heads in the game."

"Well, get back to Baron Steele's mansion, or what'll be left of it in a minute," Wade grinned.


Alarms sounded throughout the control room as Baron Steele looked around in annoyance. "What's going on?" he demanded.

"Sir," said one of the scientists, "The missile had reversed course and is headed back to the mansion. Estimated time to impact: five minutes!"

"Destroy it, now!"

"Unable to, sir. The missile is not responding."

"Grrr, everyone evacuate the mansion now!" Baron Steele ordered.

All of the scientists, servants, and assassins quickly loaded up into trucks, jeeps, and even bicycles and quickly fled the mansion in a large column down a dirt road.

Baron Steele stood up in his lead jeep and watched as the missile destroyed his priceless mansion into millions of pieces, along with all his treasures and villain tech. The missile was designed to bury deep into the ground before exploding, so he knew that his underground lair was destroyed.

He seethed at the sight, but took some solace in that Team Possible was gone forever. So in hindsight, it had actually been a good day.

Suddenly the jeep screeched to a halt, nearly flinging Steele out of the jeep's cab. The rest of the long column of vehicles braked behind them.

"What are you doing, you idiot?" he screamed at the assassin driver.

"Sir." She gestured up ahead. Down the road, only about thirty feet away was Kim and Ron.

Baron Steele was clearly shocked, but immediately hid his surprise and went back to acting cool and collect.

"Well, well. I see Team Possible is more difficult to destroy than I anticipated. I guess I'll have to be more direct and to the point."

He snapped his fingers and all the assassins poured out of their vehicles and pointed their guns at the two heroes.

"Dude, such a bad move," Ron smiled.

Kim snapped her fingers and hundreds of GJ agents popped out of their camouflaged cover and hover crafts and pointed their weapons at the column of cars.

Baron Steele looked around and realized, with irritation, that he was surrounded with no way of escape.

"Put your weapons down, everyone," he growled.

"Where's that cool attitude now? Booyah!" Ron cheered, as Baron Steele was handcuffed and placed in a GJ hovercraft along with several of his minions.

"This isn't over," he yelled out before the hatch closed on him.

"Oh, it's over," Kim replied with a slight grin on her face.

"Team Possible, all villains have been apprehended," said one of the agents. "But I'm wondering, how was he able to capture you and put you on a missile?"

"Well," said Ron. You can blame Ms. Bossy over here."

Kim turned and glared at him. "What did you say?"

"Face it, KP. You're a bossy, overbearing, selfish, know-it-all. You never trust me anymore and lately you've been treating me like a sidekick and not your partner, or your husband," Ron argued, his voice getting louder.

Kim's face turned red. "You think you're an angel? You are childish, immature, and I can't rely on you for anything. I have to pull your butt out of the fire every time we get stuck in a predicament and you don't treat me like your wife, you treat me like I'm just some girl living in a house with you!"

Kim and Ron continued to glare at each other, to the point that the agent quietly walked away. Both finally turned away and realized without even saying a word what was going on.

"Ron, I'm done," Kim finally said. She knew this was inevitable, but she wanted so badly for it to not be true.

"Yeah, me too," Ron replied, no emotion in his voice. He too knew what this meant and knew that there was no stopping it.

"Take your stuff out the house and leave," Kim said, tears starting to fall down her cheeks.

"Whatever," he replied and walked towards one of the hovercrafts, as it was about to leave.

Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket and looked at him with a concerned face. Almost as if saying, "Don't do this."

Ron gave Rufus one of the coldest looks he had ever seen. "If you want to be with her so badly, then why don't you leave with her?" he barked.

Rufus bowed his head and went back into Ron's pocket.

Ron immediately regretted saying those words to his best friend. It wasn't his fault that his whole world was collapsing around him. It's her fault, he thought, a tear rolling down his cheek.

It's all his fault, Kim thought, her eyes wet and moist as she watched the hovercraft lift off and sail across the sky.

To Be Continued.


Hey everybody! Sorry for the long wait. College is back for me and it has sucked up 90% of my life. The other 10% I've been using to try and find a job. So please bear with me if my updates are slow, but I promise you that I will complete this story to the end.

So as you saw above, this is going to be a story about Ron and Kim's lives after getting separated. I'm not going to reveal anything else, but this story will have laughs, cries, drama, and lots of action. So please review and tell me what you think. Thanks! KingOAnime.