Ring Ring...

Emmett: Hey, Rosie!

Rosalie: Shut up, Emmett.

Emmett: Why do you want me to shut up? *Sobs

Rosalie: Because you are an idiot. All I told you to do was take our engagement announcement's to the post office and you come home with an ice cream truck!!!

Emmett: It was on sale! And you can have some of the ice cream, Rosie!

Rosalie: I don't eat Ice Cream! And neither do you, you imbecile!

Emmett: *Sniffle It's the thought that counts. *Sniffle *Sniffle I thought you'd like you're Christmas present.

Rosalie: It's July, you idiot!

Emmett: *Happy and Excited I know, I can't wait till Christmas next week! So, what'd you get me?

Rosalie: I got you a pony.

Emmett: Really?!? I love ponies. I think I will name him George. And I will love him, and hug him, and call him George! Thank you! Thank you, thank you, than-

Rosalie: I didn't get you a pony! You don't even understand sarcasm! God, you have the brain of aa five-year-old!

Emmett: You're so mean... Sooo.. What did you get me?

Rosalie: Silence

Emmett: Rose?

Rosalie: Silence

Emmett: Rose?

Rosalie: Silence

Emmett: Ros-

Rosalie: Oh my god! Shut up!

Emmett: Wheeww... I thought you hung up on me!

Rosalie hangs up.

Emmett: Starts singing:

I am a vamp!

Nobody loooves me!

Even my wife...

She thinks I'm stuuuppiidd..

But I'm not!

I am Emmett, the vampi-

Entire Family (From Downstairs): Oh, shut up!


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