I didn't know how to react when they told me. Kaitlyn was dead. My girlfriend for over a year. She ran away. It was so terrible. I didn't go emo, I just had, apathy, I suppose. For around a year, my life was just a long, long story that never ended. The same thing every day. Until I met Her. She was beautiful, amazing and every adjective meaning those words. I had met her before, but never actually seen her like that. In that light. I've always been very devoted. So when I awoke from my apathy slumber, I realised she was the girl for me. So I kept pestering her to date me. I dared her, I guilt-tripped her, I did everything but tell her my only other girlfriend died. I kept pestering for three years until I wore her down. Then she finally said yes. I was happy, Carly couldn't care less. But it didn't matter; my empty gap was being partially filled! Slowly, yes, but it was better than staying empty all my life. But, it was better than knowing what was to come.

Kaitlyn was found. Alive. They never found her body, so we all thought a bear got her. But she had been living in a cave.

I didn't know who I loved more. Was it Kaitlyn or Carly? Would I ever know? I tried to introduce them to each other, after a while. They looked like they hated each other. Carly asked her if she liked her web show and Kaitlyn just said "I've been living in a cave for three years and you're wondering if I like the internet? I probably have like 3000 emails to respond to before I can even GET to free time." I thought that was unexpectedly rude, so I asked her to apologize and she said "so you like her better? Go with her, it doesn't bother me!" then Carly said I shouldn't even bother so I said "hey!" and she said "ok, side with HER" so I didn't have to choose anymore! Yay! But I was also in two fights involving the other. No more yay. There was no one left to choose. I sat in my room, pondering over the possibilities. Flip a coin? Nah. Rock paper scissors? Nah. Then I had it. My epiphany! Well, it wasn't REALLY an epiphany. More of a brilliant idea….