Title: Screwing around
Summary: Literally.
Author/s: homicidal guardians of peace
Disclaimer: it's not our fault we were born this way. We don't own them (if we did most male characters would be half naked, not fully naked though.you can never tell what's down there or it's size. *cough* size matters not, when small and green you are.I wonder exactly what our buddy Yoda was talking about when he said that.)
Warnings: Umm.Sarcasm. Sarcastic SLASH! (yeah, don't ask who- it's practically everyone.yeah sarcasm is gonna largely feature.as in yeah it will.) Did we mention that sarcasm gets 90% of our airtime?
Spoilers: We don't believe so (We could be wrong. I mean stranger things have happened.)
Note: We are neither anti-SLASH nor pro-slash. We just find it funny! We don't get off on it like other people.not that masturbating while reading a star wars fic is wrong - it's just not socially accepted.even in the star wars fandom.
Note 2: We are now moving on from note one. If you like SLASH there's loads of SLASH here, if you don't like SLASH it's damn funny. (Ew, Ob/Qui. God, that is just WRONG!) There's something here for you if you're old enough to read.(it.) Our sincere apologies are extended to Mr John Howard, aptly nickname "little Johnny," as he can't read yet.
***we are funny, aren't we?***
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On one unbelievably good day, two of the most incredibly sexy, pretty, derisive, hot females ever, G1 and G2 (authors: that's us!) find themselves in the Star Wars universe, on some unknown planet.
G1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking what I'm thinking G2?
G2: I don't think that's possible G1.
.Yada Yada Ya.
****Much to the horror of all, a moving bush making funny noises rather rudely interrupts this amazingly unparalleled conservation.****
Everyone: *Turns and glares at the bush*
The bush however, completely and utterly ignores the quiet obvious stares of dismay and continues it's previous rowdy behavior. Several minutes pass, in which nothing can be heard except for the odd, "Yoda, you scoundrel!" which sometimes varied to "OW!! Bite me there, you will not!!" And even to a "SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
Everyone: *Is unified in a distressed silence*
:::::Complete and utter quiet:::::
Until.two familiar figures roll out from out the bush.
The assembled crowd then erupts into loud exclamations of their understandable surprise.
Yoda: Staring at me you are. Ask why this is, I do.
Crowd: Huh? *intelligible pause* What?
Yoda: QUIT FUCKING STARING!!!!!!!!!
Mace: *shudders* Shut up, I'm a council member. It's cold. *Places hands in appropriate position*
Yoda: Size matters not. *Pulls out tape measure*
END CHAPTER ONE.
Mace: YES! Mine's bigger!
NO REALLY, END CHAPTER ONE.
Yoda: No, MINE IS.
THIS IS THE FINAL END OF CHAP. ONE.
Mace: I'm bigger.
******THE AUTHORS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND CHARACTERS THAT THEY ARE THE AUTHORS, AND THEY MAY NOW SHUT THE *COUGH* UP!***
END CHAPTER ONE.
We are funny, aren't we?
Next chapter: exclusive appearances by everyone's favourite Jedi, Obi and Qui
(G1: Obi wants to marry me.)
(G2: Fuck off bitch.)
Summary: Literally.
Author/s: homicidal guardians of peace
Disclaimer: it's not our fault we were born this way. We don't own them (if we did most male characters would be half naked, not fully naked though.you can never tell what's down there or it's size. *cough* size matters not, when small and green you are.I wonder exactly what our buddy Yoda was talking about when he said that.)
Warnings: Umm.Sarcasm. Sarcastic SLASH! (yeah, don't ask who- it's practically everyone.yeah sarcasm is gonna largely feature.as in yeah it will.) Did we mention that sarcasm gets 90% of our airtime?
Spoilers: We don't believe so (We could be wrong. I mean stranger things have happened.)
Note: We are neither anti-SLASH nor pro-slash. We just find it funny! We don't get off on it like other people.not that masturbating while reading a star wars fic is wrong - it's just not socially accepted.even in the star wars fandom.
Note 2: We are now moving on from note one. If you like SLASH there's loads of SLASH here, if you don't like SLASH it's damn funny. (Ew, Ob/Qui. God, that is just WRONG!) There's something here for you if you're old enough to read.(it.) Our sincere apologies are extended to Mr John Howard, aptly nickname "little Johnny," as he can't read yet.
***we are funny, aren't we?***
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~****************~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
On one unbelievably good day, two of the most incredibly sexy, pretty, derisive, hot females ever, G1 and G2 (authors: that's us!) find themselves in the Star Wars universe, on some unknown planet.
G1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking what I'm thinking G2?
G2: I don't think that's possible G1.
.Yada Yada Ya.
****Much to the horror of all, a moving bush making funny noises rather rudely interrupts this amazingly unparalleled conservation.****
Everyone: *Turns and glares at the bush*
The bush however, completely and utterly ignores the quiet obvious stares of dismay and continues it's previous rowdy behavior. Several minutes pass, in which nothing can be heard except for the odd, "Yoda, you scoundrel!" which sometimes varied to "OW!! Bite me there, you will not!!" And even to a "SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
Everyone: *Is unified in a distressed silence*
:::::Complete and utter quiet:::::
Until.two familiar figures roll out from out the bush.
The assembled crowd then erupts into loud exclamations of their understandable surprise.
Yoda: Staring at me you are. Ask why this is, I do.
Crowd: Huh? *intelligible pause* What?
Yoda: QUIT FUCKING STARING!!!!!!!!!
Mace: *shudders* Shut up, I'm a council member. It's cold. *Places hands in appropriate position*
Yoda: Size matters not. *Pulls out tape measure*
END CHAPTER ONE.
Mace: YES! Mine's bigger!
NO REALLY, END CHAPTER ONE.
Yoda: No, MINE IS.
THIS IS THE FINAL END OF CHAP. ONE.
Mace: I'm bigger.
******THE AUTHORS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND CHARACTERS THAT THEY ARE THE AUTHORS, AND THEY MAY NOW SHUT THE *COUGH* UP!***
END CHAPTER ONE.
We are funny, aren't we?
Next chapter: exclusive appearances by everyone's favourite Jedi, Obi and Qui
(G1: Obi wants to marry me.)
(G2: Fuck off bitch.)
