The Secret Lives
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, I get no money, I only made up the fic and, I admit, it's not very good anywayz! Enjoy! Oh yeah, this is somewhere in season 8 or 9…hopefully coming soon! I would kill for Phoebe and Joey to get together, obviously (Kudrowleblanc4ever!)
Phoebe couldn't bear it any more. She had to tell Joey how she really felt about him. For a whole year now, Phoebe had wanted him, wanted to feel his arms around her. She wanted Joey to feel the way that she felt about him. She had not told anyone yet, fearing that she would jinx it. She sighed. She couldn't bear it anymore. She dialed Rachel's number, knowing that she would be able to give her the advice that she needed.
"Hello?"
"Hi Rachel, it's me."
"Hey Pheebs. What's up? You like, never call me at work!"
"I, uh, I need to tell you something."
"What is it?
"Um…"
"Come on, Pheebs! You can tell me anything."
Phoebe sighed. "Um…I don't know…I need to tell you something, but I don't know if I should."
"Why shouldn't you?"
"Ok. Her goes…"
"Uh-huh"
"I'm goin…"
"Go ahead."
"I'm gone…" Phoebe trailed off.
"PHOEBE!"
"I think I'm in love with Joey."
There was a ringing silence
"You're kidding." Rachel said bluntly.
"No."
Phoebe heard Rachel sigh.
"Oh my god Phoebe."
"I know, I know! It's probably just a stupid crush, I'll get over it. I mean I've only liked him for a year! That's not long enough to-"
"You've liked him for a year!?"
"Yeah, well, Ross liked you for um…a long time!"
"Well, Pheebs, I don't know what to say…what should I say? Do you want advice, Do you want praise, what?"
"Tell me what to do! I can't look at him without my heart pounding, and I get all sweaty, and I can't look him in the eyes and-"
"Phoebe, calm down. Ok. Sweetie, you need to tell him. It's not going to go away.
Phoebe sighed. "I know, Rach, but I can't. How should I do it?"
"Tell him
Hi Joey, I think that you and I should be more than friends, because I like you, and you want to get laid tonight…I'll be the girl who helps with that."
"Rachel! I'm serious!"
Rachel laughed. "Just tell him how you feel."
"But-"
"I gotta go Pheebs. Tell me how it goes."
She hung up. "Easy. I can do this. I will do this right now, before I lose my nerve."
She left her bedroom and walked out the front door. She held her breath and walked in on Joey kissing his and Chandler's old girlfriend, Kathy.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, I get no money, I only made up the fic and, I admit, it's not very good anywayz! Enjoy! Oh yeah, this is somewhere in season 8 or 9…hopefully coming soon! I would kill for Phoebe and Joey to get together, obviously (Kudrowleblanc4ever!)
Phoebe couldn't bear it any more. She had to tell Joey how she really felt about him. For a whole year now, Phoebe had wanted him, wanted to feel his arms around her. She wanted Joey to feel the way that she felt about him. She had not told anyone yet, fearing that she would jinx it. She sighed. She couldn't bear it anymore. She dialed Rachel's number, knowing that she would be able to give her the advice that she needed.
"Hello?"
"Hi Rachel, it's me."
"Hey Pheebs. What's up? You like, never call me at work!"
"I, uh, I need to tell you something."
"What is it?
"Um…"
"Come on, Pheebs! You can tell me anything."
Phoebe sighed. "Um…I don't know…I need to tell you something, but I don't know if I should."
"Why shouldn't you?"
"Ok. Her goes…"
"Uh-huh"
"I'm goin…"
"Go ahead."
"I'm gone…" Phoebe trailed off.
"PHOEBE!"
"I think I'm in love with Joey."
There was a ringing silence
"You're kidding." Rachel said bluntly.
"No."
Phoebe heard Rachel sigh.
"Oh my god Phoebe."
"I know, I know! It's probably just a stupid crush, I'll get over it. I mean I've only liked him for a year! That's not long enough to-"
"You've liked him for a year!?"
"Yeah, well, Ross liked you for um…a long time!"
"Well, Pheebs, I don't know what to say…what should I say? Do you want advice, Do you want praise, what?"
"Tell me what to do! I can't look at him without my heart pounding, and I get all sweaty, and I can't look him in the eyes and-"
"Phoebe, calm down. Ok. Sweetie, you need to tell him. It's not going to go away.
Phoebe sighed. "I know, Rach, but I can't. How should I do it?"
"Tell him
Hi Joey, I think that you and I should be more than friends, because I like you, and you want to get laid tonight…I'll be the girl who helps with that."
"Rachel! I'm serious!"
Rachel laughed. "Just tell him how you feel."
"But-"
"I gotta go Pheebs. Tell me how it goes."
She hung up. "Easy. I can do this. I will do this right now, before I lose my nerve."
She left her bedroom and walked out the front door. She held her breath and walked in on Joey kissing his and Chandler's old girlfriend, Kathy.
