Television

By: Sailor Aurora Helios

All the gundam pilots including myself, Lea Yuy, were sitting on the couch in the living room staring into space. I looked at the clock which also had the date. I then picked up the remote and clicked the TV on, I smiled as the theme song for my favorite show came on. I started singing along.

          "I'll be there for yooooou, cause your there for me to! I'll be there for yoooou, like I been there before. I'll be there for yoo—Hey!!" I shouted as Heero plucked the remote from my hand. Heero changed the channel to the home shopping network and grabbed the phone and Quatre's credit card.

          "There's a gun show tonight…" Heero said monotone as usual. Duo rolled his eyes and plucked the remote from Heero and changed the channel as it started.

          "HEY!!!!! This is the one where Rachel goes into labor!!! I CAN'T MISS THIS!!!" (AN: I still need to watch the whole thing…I had a band concert and only saw the last ten minutes….)

          "And your point would be?" Duo said flipping through the channels and stopped on a movie,

          "Hey! I've been looking forward to this!" Duo smiled but then Trowa pulled the remote from his hand and switched the channel to a circus show. He smiled slightly as show went on. Quatre rolled his eyes and snatched the remote and turned it to a documentary on tigers. Wufei glared and snatched the remote. He changed the channel and began watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Quatre blinked and snatched the remote switching back to the documentary. Trowa then grabbed the remote and continued watching his circus show. Duo promptly grabbed the remote and put his movie back on, Heero glared and put the gun show back on. I growled and put 'Friends' back on, Heero grabbed the remote and changed the channel again. The phone in Heero's hand rang and he answered it but said nothing.

          "Hello? Is anyone there? Lea? Hello?" The voice over the phone asked. Heero immediately thrust the phone into my hands and hissed,

          "banshee" I then spoke into the phone.

          "Hello?"

          "Oh hi Relena! What!? The TV's at your place a broken and you wanna come over to watch Friends??" I asked.

          Heero immediately switched the channel to Friends, threw the remote down and raced up the stares. Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei followed a fraction of a second later racing to avoid the pink banshee. I smiled evilly and muted the volume.

          "Sorry Relena our TV's are broken to." She could here Relena's cry of despair and she hung up the phone and unmated the volume.

          "And the goddess of death gets her way yet again…" I said to myself and turned the sound back on. One hour later the G-boys poked their heads out of the doors to their room to listen to a young girl screaming her head off at the TV. She then began cursing out the television company in Japanese. They stifled their laughter as she stormed by slamming the door. The could a hear a muffled cry in frustration

          "JoeyfoundtheringinRoss'sjacketandturnedaroundandhewasonhiskneeandheturnedtoRachelandshethinkshe'sproposingwhileRossiscomingbackwithflowersandhe'sgonnaproposeandhe'llseeJoeywiththering!!!!!!!!!" The boys could then here a thud and gasping for air.

The End.