Steve woke up out of his bed and went to make himself some cereal. He poured the cereal into the bowl and then opened the fridge for some milk, but there was none in the fridge.

"Oh shit! I forgot that I drank some milk with my Kahlua flavored Werther's Originals last night!" said Steve.

Steve didn't want to have cereal without milk for the sixty-eighth time in his life, so he decided to go to the hurpy-durpy store to get some hurpy-durpy milk. He went inside his talking car with a cannabis leaf on each door which you never saw on the show cause preschoolers watch this shit.

The talking car said "Where you wanna go to now, my nigga?"

Steve said "I wanna go to the hurpy-durpy store to get some hurpy-durpy milk."

"That sounds like a hurpy-durpy plan, Steve." Said the high as fuck car.

So the car drove itself like a maniac because people that are high on weed can't drive, am I right? and in just 27 nanoseconds they were at their destination and Steve went in front of the door and read a sign that says Caution: Automatic Door and Steve said "Pfffttt, why do we need a warning label for automatic doors? It's not like they're killing machines or anything." But as he walked through the door it chopped his foot off and Steve said as he was bleeding on the floor "OW! Shit! Fuck! Horse! Ass! Hippopotamus! Dick! Taint! Waffles! Cereal without milk! Oh, Jesus Christ on a taco, that hurt like a motherfu-"

"Hey! This is a family-friendly convenience store! If you're gonna keep cussin', then get out and go to 7-11! You can say whatever you want there!" Said the Hurpy-Durpy Clerk.

"Oh, sorry!" Said Steve.

So Steve walked through the store like he was Paul McCartney's ex-wife as he was looking for the milk. Steve went to the place where the milk is, but as he looked he noticed that they were all out of milk.

"Would you believe it?" Said Steve. He was so outraged because he has never seen it happen before. He was gonna complain, but he had to take a piss and Steve has a birth condition where complaining will make him piss himself. So he asked the Hurpy-Durpy Clerk where the bathroom was since he never used the bathroom there before.

"You're standing right next to it, you spitferbrains. It's locked though so here's the key."

"Oh, fluff this spit!" Said Steve and pissed on the floor. That made the Hurpy-Durpy Clerk really angry.

He said while breaking the store's no swearing policy "HEY JACKASS! YOU JUST PISSED ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! WHAT KIND OF DIPSHIT DOES THAT?"

"Don't worry! The janitor will clean it up!" Said Steve.

The Hurpy-Durpy store clerk through him out of the store and Steve still had no milk.

Well, since this is the only store in Blue's Clues Town, I guess I'll have to eat my cereal without milk.

Steve cries great tears of sadness as In The End by Pinkin Lark plays in his head. The Almighty Pawprint in the sky saw his suffering and gave him a 2 litre bottle of milk. Steve thanks The Almighty Pawprint and goes home to pour milk in the cereal bowl and he ate cereal happily ever after.

And this is where I would say the end, but it turns out he didn't eat cereal happily ever after because the milk The Almighty Pawprint gave him was soy milk and Steve hates soy milk.

Steve says "DAMN YOU ALMIGHTY PAWPRINT!" and becomes an atheist for the rest of his life while Blue says "Bo bo bo bo bo bo?" (Why wasn't I in this story?)

The End