EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DARTH VADOR
VS
GRIM
BEGIN

[DARTH VADOR]
ALRIGHT GRIM REAPER LET ME SHOW YOU WHO I AM
I CAN USE THE FORCE TO REMOVE YOUR HEAD AND SHOOT IT IN THE CAN
YOU NO GOOD ASSHOLE BEING A SLAVE OF BILLY AND MANDY
THOSE TWO ARE JACKASS AND YOU ARE A FREAK
YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A GRIM REAPER WHO REAP A LOT OF THINGS
YOU'RE MORE OF A NANNY WHO WANT TO FUCKING CLEAN THINGS
MY MOVIE IS POPULAR YOURS IS TOO MUCH SHIT
KNOWING BILLY A DUMBASS AND MANDY A BITCH

[GRIM]
I'M A GRIM REAPER AND YOUR TIME HAD COME
YOUR REAL NAME IS ANAKINS YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB
YOU ONLY WENT EVIL JUST TO GET YOUR DAMN REVENGE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE MANDY JUST NOT TOO MUCH TENSE
MY CARTOON SHOWS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS
IT GOT PARODY AND REFERENCES YOUR WIFE IS A WHORE
I WILL USE MY MAGIC SYCTHE TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD
WHEN YOUR SON DEFEAT YOU YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEAD

[DARTH VADOR]
YOU ARE SUCH A BONEHEAD IN ALL OF THE UNDERWORLD
YOU NO GOOD FAGGOT YOU ARE MORE OF A SISSY GIRL
I HAVE ABILITY TO BLAST YOU OUT OF THE WORLD
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS MAKE A DAMN PORTAL
YOU LOST A BET WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST REAP THEIR SOUL
A WALKING SKELETION IS LIKE TALKING TO A POLE
I WILL GIVE YOU A LIST OF CHORES FOR YOU TO DO FOR ME
IS LIKE REAPING THE EMPEROR AND EXECUTING BILLY

[GRIM]
HEY THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS JUST BECAUSE I'M DERANGED
YOUR SOLDIER AND STORMTROOPERS ARE SO BORING AND LAME
I WILL BURN YOU WITH FIRE AND SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL
YOU'RE A MURDER AFTER YOU KILL YOUR WIFE THAT DIDN'T GO SO WELL
YOU HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM AND YOU ACT LIKE A FREAK
IF YOU LOVE PADAME SO MUCH THEN SUCK HER TIT PLEASE
YOUR HELMENT WON'T STOP ME FROM KICKING YOUR ASS
I JUST WIN THIS BATTLE AND YOU BELONG IN THE TRASH

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE