Earth, Dimension 46'\-1, 30 August 2012
Bill Cipher was particularly known for his cold blood and good-humored, yet psychopathic and evil nature, and it wasn't usual to get on his nerves. But now he wasn't just angry: he was completely furious, thank to those goddamned Pines twins. How could they dare to face him, an infinitely powerful dream demon capable of everything? Especially the female one, Shooting Star; she always managed to ruin his plans, like the first time he met them, in the Fez's mind, when she destroyed the door with Stanley's memories, or that time she sacrificed her theatral opera to save her dumb sibling Pine Tree. Bill never thought that he would have to do it, but he did: he transformed in his real form, a red gigantic pyramid with eight arms, three black tongues and even some sharp teeth. While transforming, he started to elaborate a new plan, a plan filled with sweet, sweet revenge. He said to the old men, who were trying to escape from his arms: "Not so fast. You two wait here: I've got some children I need to make into corpses! SEE YOU REAL SOON!" and he ran away, chasing his targets. He discovered them almost immediately and tried to grab them to put an end on their miserable lives. "When I get my hands on you kids I'm gonna DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!" He almost took them, but thanks to that stupid Shooting Star's grappling hook he lost sight of them and he spent almost other 30 minutes to finally find them desperate in a dead end, trying to help their friends from his gang of interdimensional criminals. "PEEK-A-BOO!" He finally imprisoned them and returned to Stan and Ford"Alright Ford, time's up! I've got the kids!" said Bill, shaking Dipper and Mabel who were trying to escape from his grip. The sentence that followed froze the blood in everyone. "I think I'm gonna kill one of them now, just for the heck of it!"
His eye projected a pine tree image. "Eenie..."
Then a shooting star. "Meenie..."
Pine tree again. "Miney..."
He stopped on the shooting star for the second time. Mabel's eyes widened in terror. "YO-" "STOP!"
Bill looked down, just to see Ford's desperate face. "I surrender." The dream demon was going to congratulate himself with his "old pal" for finally giving up, but then he noticed Ford's hand. There were five fingers, not six! The elder twins were trying to trick him by going in Stan's mind! Bill became red. "Too bad I want Ford's mind, Stanley!" Stan boggled, as his plan was discovered. Bill returned his attentions on the kids. "I'm sick of..."
His eye projected for the third time on the shooting star. "YOU!"
And then, he snapped his fingers.
