AN: Happy Halloween everyone! It's an Orgy XIII parody for ya'll, hope you like it!
--The Plans--
It was a very busy time of year. It was October, and the Castle that Never Was was busier than their usual business. It was a week from Halloween, and everyone had their own chores to do to contribute; Xemnas was in charge of bossing everyone around and yelling at people, while Xigbar shot down branches in the Woods that Never Were to make a fire. Xaldin was in charge up carving pumpkins which he found to be VERY enjoyable. Vexen was on kitchen duty with Zexion and Lexaeus. Vexen is making some strange, possibly poisonous concoction inside a giant black cauldron whilst clad in a witch's hat and green face paint; and the warts on his face were real. Zexy is baking chocolate cupcakes with orange frosting, and drizzled with purple and black sprinkles, while also making pumpkin and black cat shaped sugar cookies. Lex dunked apples in caramel and sprinkles and threw some plain apples into a tub of water for games later. That's where Saix and Luxord came into the plan. Saix was in charge of making the games, making games from Zombie Twister to "Impale the Xaldin Lance in the Axel," to which Axel has protested strongly. Luxord's games included Vampire Poker and BlackJack O' Lantern. Axel was with Larxene making Jack O' Lanterns. Larx would help with carving pumpkins while Axel ignited them with an undying flame. Sometimes he got a bit carried away and burned a few to a crispy pile of pumpkin, however. Marluxia was in charge of making decorations and added a black rose every here and there. Apparently Marly was very talented in this department; he planned all the birthday surprise parties, the Christmas parties, the whole nine yards. Finally, Roxas and Demyx were in charge of making a haunted house outside of the castle for everyone to go in on Halloween night. It was coming along nicely, until of course Demyx's mass uncoordination caused him to trip and destroy the whole entire house, and had to start all over again. It was a good thing Roxas was such a good carpenter, and a patient one at that, for Demyx's sake. So everything seemed to be going just as planned, until Roxas had told Axel he had other plans for the night.
"You're WHAT?!" Axel screamed as he ignited a Jack O' Lantern a bit too much and it shot up into flames, leaving nothing but a heap of ashes on the pale white table.
"Hey hey easy!" Larxene growled. "I put a lot of effort into that one!"
Axel ignored Larxene's comment and turned to Roxas again.
"Tell me you're not serious man!" Axel pleaded, his face distorted with fear of his best friend's reply.
"I'm sorry Axel, but Sora and Riku asked me if I wanted to go trick-or-treat one more time this year. They even said Kairi and Namine were going to go too, and Namine's never came with us." Roxas took a deep breath and walked to couch, and fell on it with a THUD. The springs on the couch creaked as Roxas bounced lazily on the cushions until he became comfortable.
"But Saix will rip your head off and feed you to he Dusks if you tell him that! And you know how much effort Marly is putting into the decorations, and don't get me started with everyone else!" His hands made a gesture that pointed towards the door, where behind it everyone was busy at work.
"Dontcha think you're a bit too old to be trick or treating now? What the hell are you gonna be anyway? Moreover, WHERE are you gonna go?! Halloween Town?!" Axel was now flipping his hand around as if they were noodles helplessly blowing in the wind.
"We might hit there first." Roxas replied with a big grin. "I hear Jack gives out giant Pixie Stix."
Just then Roxas turned to see Demyx outside the window trying to hold up a pile a black painted wood.
"HEY, could ya come out here and gimme some help with these god da-OOF!" Demyx yelped in fear as the array of wood overpowered his grip and came crashing donw on his scrawny body.
"Oh jeez." Roxas cried, startled. "I gotta go Axel before Demyx breaks something again...I'll talk to you later!" And Roxas warped out quickly for Axel to see him already outside, trying to help up Demyx from the mess. Axel sighed and turned to Larxene, who had finished about 15 pumpkins already, each with its own unique design or face.
"Well, get crackin' Pyro." Larxene smiled and got up, stretched and exited the room, shutting the door behind her with her heel.
"Damn...." Axel said in amazement. "What a woman!"
--Few Days Later--
It was getting colder now, and Roxas and Demyx were just about done with the house. Thyey were proud of their work, and that Demyx didn't completely destroy everything this time. Larxene and Axel were done with the pumpkins, and Larxene could be found in library, and Axel was just off annoying Saix probably.
"STAND STILL DAMNIT!" Saix's eyes were filled with Berserk rage as he flung one of Xaldin's lances at Axel's head. Axel ducked to the ground and jumped up,running behind a table.
"It's not even Halloween yet!" Exclaimed Axel, dodging another lance.
Gimme that back!" Just then, Xalding warped into the room, and ripped his weapons out of Saix's grasp.
"I'm not done with Toothless Jack!" Xaldin was angry, which was almost scarier than when Saix was angry. Then he warped again, returning to his work.
Xigbar gazed up at the night sky as a large full moon illuminated the lonely woods. He rested a sniper on his shoulder, and in the other was a bundle of thick sticks.
"WHEW..." Xigbar took a deep breath, and went on, making his walk back to the castle. Why he didn't just warp, I'll never know. He froze as he heard a howl in the dark wood, far behind him. He got nervous and walked faster. Then the howls got louder. He could hear the crunch of dead leaves on the ground, and savage barks coming from the brush. Xigbar nervously pointed a gun at the bushes, waiting for whatever was there to leap out and pounce.
"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Roxas's head shot up as a heard a cry from out in the woods. "Oh God...Xigbar!" Roxas dropped a paint can to the ground and summoned his keyblades, then rushed into the woods.
"Hey, wait up! And Demyx chased him into the dark night.
