this goes to britney spears lucky


sunday morning someone woke up with a
thought thought thought in their head
they said ill kill the first thing i see and
ill be a happier person and i say

they got into their truck
and turned it on and then they
went down route 4111
where my dog was sleeping along the side of the road
and they made a u turn and killed her
and then they went to little hope



well sunday afternoon i got home from my church
and didnt see her till i took my iguana jobe fior a walk
and i saw the carnage on the side of the road
icried and said god oh why
and started to cry and this is what i think


they got into their truck
and turned it on and then they
went down route 4111
where my dog was sleeping along the side of the road
and they made a u turn and killed her
and then they went to little hope



(spoken)



in country accent

billy bob: so what dija bag this week fred

fred: i hit that pesky sharpei on route 4111 and then i went to church

joel: wow i love the kill all of jennifers pets club maybe now theyll move

fred: yah now they will leave

joel: and we can speed up and down their street

billy bob:according to the canton animal hit book a sharpei is worth 50 points

fred: alright i have the most points

joel i hit her favorite cat mistoffolees

well, that sucked ass didnt it yes it did but to the ones who hit my dogs we know who you are

we are not going to move i have a part of mistoffolees i have his kitten eat that scum of the earth that live in canton also we are going to get a speed limit on the road