SCHOOL DANCE OF DOOM

Okay this is my attempt at a Gaz/Zim focused story it may not even have any real romance…I'm still writing it. For this story your going to have to pretend Irkens grow at the same rate as humans, and for this story Zim is like five seven, not too tall but tall enough to make it seem like Gaz is going to the dance with another teen rather then a little kid. There is a made up character in here named Tenna she is not the same Tenna from Devi I just used the name. Also I do not own IZ and if Jhonen is reading this then, I AM SOOO SORRY! Hangs head in shame Okay enjoy the story and please review!

Gaz rolled her pencil back and forth on her desk at the Jr. high School. Some of her purple hair fell from her shoulder to the deck she was hunched over. Gaz growled quietly. She bunched it up in her hand and tossed it over her shoulder. It had grown considerably since she was nine. It was now past her shoulder though her bangs were still the same length. Gaz crossed her arms; she no longer had the long purple sleeves. The teen of fourteen years now wore a similar black dress and the same giant skull pendent, only now it seem much smaller. She had on stripped black and white leggings and similar black shoes. As her teacher droned on about who knows what the lunch bell rang. Gaz quickly slid out of her seat in the back of the room and out in to the hall. Everyone moved slowly like herded cattle going out to graze. It was sickening to think of the number of wasted lives that surrounded her. Gaz pushed her way through the crowd.

After receiving a heap of rice and mayo (A/N: yum!) Gaz stifled a gag and walked toward her table. She saw her brother shouting at the green kid in the school. Dib was now really tall, like six foot or a little taller. He still wore the same kind over long leather trench coat only now he had the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Dib's spike had also grown, but it wasn't ridiculously long. He was standing on the seat with one foot on the table it's self. The alien was yelling back at him at the same time. Gaz rolled her closed eyes she had two options here, one continue to hang out with her crazy brother or two make friends and find some where else to sit. She shuttered at the thought of making human contact. No way.

Gaz walked up to the table she set down her tray down and grabbed Zim by the pack and threw him to the side.

"Thanks Gaz!" She turned to her brother and glared.

"Be quiet!" she hissed. They sat in silence for a while then Gaz pulled out her GS3 and began to pound her thumbs over the buttons. Dib decided to focus his attention on the enemy. Zim was sitting alone in a corner of the cafeteria. He was sniffing the rice with his nonexistent nose. Then he openly gagged at the smell while people near him happily stuffed their faces with mayonnaise-covered rice. (A/N: yet again YUM!) Dib stood up about to go over there and practically pick a fight with his enemy when a voice boomed over the PA:

"Students! Attention students! Report to the auditorium immediately or else!" Gaz stood up abandoning her untouched meal without a second thought. Dib and her walked uncaringly though the other students rushed fearfully.

"Why do they always threaten us when they want us to do some thing? They could just say 'report to the auditorium' then be done with it! Why don't they? Huh? Huh!"

"Why do you have a mouth?" he just ignored her complaint. They were two of the last people to enter the room. The siblings hung back toward the doors. Zim bounded through the doors. He had a smirk on his face as he looked over at Dib, "still having your sister as a companion! Ha! Maybe you wouldn't be quite so weak if you didn't have that insufferable need for human contact! Irkens need no one, NO ONE!"

"And maybe you'll keep your head attached to your torso if you leave now!" Gaz opened her eyes to give him the full benefit of her glare. Even now she still had those wicked eyes that could and have made grown men shrink away in terror. Zim instinctively took a step back then regaining his dignity he shook off his cowering, "I have grown weary of you Dib." He turned away without even acknowledging Gaz's presence.

"Hello fellow students!" shouted a particularly brain washed teen. It was Willy; he used to be a hideous idiot. Now he's just a hideous school board pawn. Willy acted a median between the school board and their demands and the students. He still looked like he had as a child same weird shaped head with a bite in the ear (self-inflicted, don't ask). He smiled at the students; "I have some great news from the school board!" in the back of the auditorium Dib was leaning on the doorframe. They snapped shut and locked. Dib raised an eyebrow, the only other person who noticed the fact that they were now locked in was Gaz and she didn't really care.

"The school board has decided that they will throw the best dance better then the other school dances dance!" some kids looked around for some one they may take. There were murmurs of excitement. Some people even began to cheer!

"Yes I see you are happy just as the school board wishes! Now they have decided that since no one in here is over the age of fifteen they choose the pairing of your dates!" the crowd booed angrily with just cause because there was some one in there who was well over the age of fifteen, Zim. In fact he's older then any living human but that didn't matter to the school board. The students grew slightly homicidal throwing heavy sharp objects at Willy. He went on as if nothing had happened and the people were still cheering maybe in his head they were.

"Okay! Let's begin! The letter M, you will take…Gretchen!" the two looked at each other then quickly averted their gaze. Willy went through the list for a while pairing some people together that weren't too angry and others who literally hated each other then he reached Dib's name, "Dib will be taking….Tenna!" Dib didn't know any Tennas but when he saw a blonde girl drop to her knees and cry out in desperation he figured it out. She was wearing a green tank top and a black skirt with green fringe, she had very long hair that was now hanging over her face. He decided to keep his distance for as long as possible. Then the name he had been waiting for came up the one thing that would make the whole ordeal worth it, "Next, Zim will be taking…" Dib took a deep breath in anticipation, "…GAZ!" Dib deflated he heard a crash and turned his head to face his sister. She had dropped her game and was just standing there her hands still out as if she were gripping the game her eyes were wide open and her mouth hung agape. Zim had jumped on stage and was screaming at Willy, "WHAT TRECHERY IS THIS?" he snatched the sheet of paper from Willy,

"Hey I didn't choose the partners! But still never question the school board! Things happen if you do HORRIBLE things!" warned Willy. Zim had lost interest in him.

"You!" Zim was pointing past the crowd to Dib, Zim was seething with hatred. "You did this! If it's a trap it's not going to work earth stink!" he jumped off the stage and dove at a door making what would have been an awesome exit, had all the doors not been locked. Zim spent the next forty-five seconds yanking and pushing on the door until he had to finally admit defeat. Then the Irken ran to the back where Dib was standing with his pissed sis (A/N: I'm sowwy for da word, forgive me? bats eyelashes) Zim wasn't the only one who was seething with rage (A/N: I love that word! Seething! Say it with me, SEETHING! Giggles) Gaz was angrier then usual Zim was shouting at Dib. Gaz was glaring at the floor she heard him say 'never ever take that thing anywhere'

"Don't worry Zim, I wouldn't go with you for anything short of being put back in fifth grade!" as if on cue Willy shouted, "By the way if you decide not to come or to forget who your date is you'll be put back in forth grade and back into the clutches of Mrs. Bitters!"

"Be at my house by eight." She mumbled, then walked over to the exit

"Hey Gaz those are locked," Dib reminded her, she glanced back at him then pushed the door with her left hand, it flew off the hinges and she stormed out. Dib just stared after his sister then turned to Zim, "Don't you dare try to pull any thing space boy! I wont let you hurt my sister!" Zim just scoffed, "I don't even care enough about your sister to hurt her!" he turned from Dib and walked out, in the back of his mind Zim was a little curious as to what could actually hurt Gaz.

END

Hey the author here! I hope you could stand that first chapter, I'll have the second one up in a little while but while your waiting pleasekill time by reviewing this or one of my other Zim related stories, holds up other stories and smiles, sparkle, sparkle and it will only cost you 19.99! the stories crumble in my hand uh…did I say '19.99'? I meant 9.99! the fragments of the story burst into flames oh forget it just read them for free if you want to read them at all, walks away mumbling how did it catch fire? That makes no sense!