This was a random thought I had… also, I wanted to try a dialogue-only fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of the characters.
"Oi, Neliel."
"Yes, Nnoitra?"
"About that Kurosaki dude…"
"No, Nnoitra, I'm not going out with him."
"What — how — fine."
"Are you jealous?"
"Did you get dropped after birth? Like hell I'm jealous!"
"The color of your face tells me otherwise."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, it's red."
"You're laughing at me!"
"I am."
"Gah! You're so annoying!"
"Oh, and I forgot to tell you — Szayel asked me out the other day."
"What the fu—?"
"Well, there's the bell. See you later, Nnoitra."
"No — wait — Neliel — you're not really — you're kidding, right? Hey, Neliel! Neliel! Answer me! Wai— you're not really —! Don't ignore me! Come back! …Shit!"
((Short pause))
"She wasn't serious, was she?"
