Ryan Wolfe woke up one morning and decided to put on his sweater vest since it was cold out and he'd be nice and toasty. He walked to the closet and pulled out a long-sleeved dress shirt and his vest. He slipped the shirt on then tried to get the sweater vest on. He managed to get it on then he looked in the mirror. It looked a lot smaller than he expected. He went to wake up his girlfriend Natalia Boa Vista who was wearing one of his nightshirts on her side of the bed.
"Nat! You washed clothes yesterday right?' he asked, carefully nudging her awake.
"Yeah why?" asked Natalia, sleepily kissing him over and over.
"Because my sweater vest is shrunken." Natalia kept kissing him and pulled him on top of her. "Talia no! No not right now! Tell me if you shrunk my vest. I need to go to work!" exclaimed Ryan.
"Yes, it was an accident I'm so sorry Ryan," said Natalia, as Ryan got out of her grasp.
"NATALIA! MY GRANDMOTHER MADE THAT FOR ME! IT WAS MY FAVORITE ONE!" exclaimed Ryan, his eyes filling with tears. "BY THE WAY MY GRANDMA IS DEAD!"
"Ryan I'm sooooo sorry," said Natalia, starting to cry.
"You should be!" exclaimed Ryan, he slipped the sweater vest off and found another one that wasn't shrunken that his grandma has made. He put it on.
"Ryan….." started Natalia.
"No! Don't talk to me!" exclaimed Ryan, storming downstairs to make a pot of coffee.
Natalia got out of bed and slipped on a pair of sweats and went downstairs after her boyfriend.
"Please don't be mad at me Ryan. You know i didn't mean to do it," she said, her caramel colored hair messy and her caramel colored skin looking beautiful in the low light.
"Talia, it's hard not to be mad at you and you know I love you but, my Grandma died and that was my favorite vest."
"Ry Ry, no offense but you looked so stupid in them," Natalia told him.
"See? This is why I think you did it on purpose," Ryan told her. Natalia started giggling when she realized Ryan was still in his underwear. Ryan looked at her and laughed because he loved her laugh. 'What's so funny?"
"Nothing," replied Natalia. "I have to use the bathroom." she went back upstairs to get changed for work and burst out laughing. She took a shower then got dressed, used the bathroom, and brushed her hair. She was curling her hair when Ryan came back upstairs.
"I figured out why you were laughing. I forgot to shave." He said. Still oblivious to the fact that he wasn't wearing pants.
"Mmhmm, that's it," said Natalia, not wanting to tell him.
They ate then went to work, Ryan still didn't have his pants on. When they got to work and went inside, everybody laughed at Ryan, he figured he had something on his face and went into the bathroom that had floor length mirrors to check. He finally caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror. He screamed.
"NATALIA!"
