Gossip Girl AU Stories
It was a cold September morning, Dan Humphrey, a tall young man with dark hair and eyes had just arrived outside his new school in the centre of Manhattan. Unfortunately for him had been in a rush today and had neglected to use the lavatory this morning. "Oh no, I really need to whizz what should I do?" Dan thought to himself in contemplation.
Just then, he realized he was surrounded by many cars parked outside the school. And not just any cars, but these cars were shiny and the best money could buy, a real reflection of the wealth of the other students here compared to poor Dan. " I'm sure they won't mind", Dan said out loud. Carefully when no one was looking Dan opened the fuel hole of the car, usually where gasoline would go and proceeded to urinate filling the fuel tank with his urine. "Much better", he thought to himself.
"I think I better go in now, don't want to keep my class waiting".
And so Dan proceeded to walk through the marble polished halls of his new school, arriving at his class he had just made it in time for class to begin.
"A new face, you must be Dan", the teacher, a middle aged woman with a short straight nose upon which rested glasses yelled. "Come to the front of the class boy". Dan walked to the front. "May I introduce Dan, he comes to us from a far away land across the river and scored very highly on the exams I hope you all help him adjust to life at his new school".
"Awesome", Dan thought, "Time to make some new friends".
