A 'Love Never Dies' parody

Brought to you by Crystal and Alex

1907. A hotel somewhere near Coney Island.

Christine de Chagny is sitting in her hotel room reflecting to herself. Her husband, Raoul, has been called away for a 'business meeting' by persons unknown, leaving her conveniently alone. Her suspiciously-musically-talented son, heir to the de Chagny fortune, is asleep in the other room.

Suddenly, a masked man in a black cloak bursts through the window. Fog surrounds him and incredibly dramatic music begins to play.

Man: Christine, it's me. I still love you.

Christine (leaping up): Aghh! You! How could you hook up with me, leave me alone and pregnant and then just come marching back in here after ten years?

Raoul (pulling off mask): I KNEW it!

Christine: Crap.

THE END.