The Twisted Nightmares of Ned Flanders
Note: This was suppose to be posted on Halloween but somehow I missed out and passed out and it would have been shorter than my last one but now I am just bored, its a parody of the Simpsons: Halloween episodes.
One day Ned Flanders was having dinner with his two kids as he was still sad his second wife died (I feel bad his second wife passed we will all miss Edna Krabapple (RIP Marcia Wallace we will all miss you)) as he prayed and then ate his dinner and then went to bed and sobbed. As he heard his window broke.
"What who's there?" as he grabbed a baseball bat Ned said as he thought there would be a burglar and he approached his kid's bedrooms saw that his kids Rod and Todd eating ice cream.
"What are you two boys doing?" Ned said as he saw them eating dessert having ice-cream cones. "You two should have ice cream for dessert as it is very late. Where did you find those" Ned said as he was also confused because they had cones "We got it from some clown guy who had a head of flaming hair." Rod said as Ned ran out with his bat.
"Show yourself you... You can't run away!" Ned screamed. Suddenly he found a big scary clown with a head of flames and held a jagged machete as he had ice cream it was... Needles Kane! (Or Sweet Tooth as he is referred to in the Remake/Reboot whatever you want to call it because nobody calls him Needles Kane as so as he wasn't called that anymore. Is Needles suffering identity crisis?)
"Prepare to bleed..." Needles said as he held his machete and was ready to brutally murder Ned "Should have stayed in bed then I'D KILL YOU SLOWER" Needles said. "So you were the ONE who took my wife!" Ned said enraged "Yes it was it was fun warching the little bitch bleed like a pig in slaughterhouse. Now you will join her with as they will have your soul" Needles threatened him with his machete at Ned's face (in this one Mr Grimm is the Grim Reaper in this one instead of either a biker gangster or a cannibal war veteran).
Needles tosses his machete at Ned's head as it flew in his face as everything turned black... Then all of a sudden he woke up screaming then was panting and sweating... with tears. As he went outside it was morning.
"What a NIGHTMARE" Ned shouted as he takes out his bible and prays for god to wish for this nightmare. As he goes outside as he is gardening as he meets the Preacher "You hear this masked clown man still causing a rampage and murder!? " Preacher said, "What did I ever do to him?" Ned said. "He's only just there to kill! KILL... The bigger threat is the devil Calypso! Remember this and arm yourself" Preacher said as he gave him a crucifix. Ned Flanders went back in his house in fear afraid to go outside.
