It starts out as Deidara explaining himself as a 16 year old boy that is 5'0, in his junior year of high school, he has a best friend Sasori who he knew since he was a baby and while growing up with him learned to defend for other with respect.
Sasori is 5'3 and he's stop growing when he turned 16 as his doctor told him.
Deidara has other friends besides Sasori such as Kisame, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Nagato, Konan, Zetsu, and Orochimaru (sorry No Tobi for this story).
Deidara walks to school with Sasori, Deidara is curious of what Sasori is reading he looks over "Reading that Naruto manga again?" he asks him. Sasori nods "It's the latest book, who knew that ninjutsu could be so cool?" said Sasori as he puts his nose back into his manga, Deidara wanted to see what the manga was all about, he pouts as he walks with Sasori. Sasori notices Deidara pouting and hands him the book, Deidara shouts out loud "yay!". Deidara looks through he pages "Why is everyone a ninja?" he asks out loud. "Because that's how the story goes silly." smiled Sasori, he pets him on the head like a little kid. Deidara pouts again. Sasori giggles at Deidara for acting like a little brat.
Later after school, Deidara asks Sasori "Since it's Friday and we don't have school tomorrow, would you like to sleep over? I can ask my parents.", "Sure, why not? I'm sure my mom wouldn't mind." said Sasori as he calls his parents, they both get a yes from both parents. Sasori and Deidara high five each other. "you guys look like a couple of sillys." said Itachi as he walks with his book while walking towards them, "so you want us to be more like you when we high five?" mocked Deidara as they both take out their books and high five each other. Itachi sighs as he walks away Sasori and Deidara do the same, 'They both are so childish' Itachi thought to himself. Kisame runs pass Sasori and Deidara to catch up with Itachi "I'm sorry guys, talk to you later!" he waves to them. "I over heard you two talk about a sleep over, I wish I could have one but my parents never let me, It's ok, I got to study hard tonight anyways, Bye you two have fun tonight!" shouted Zetsu as he runs away to home. Sasori and Deidara start walking again then Konan zooms past them with Nagato, Kakuzu, Hidan and Orochimaru on her scooter "Slow down you crazy woman driver!" shouted Hidan, "I want my mommy!" shouted Orochimaru as they all cling for their life. "That's new..." said both Sasori and Deidara.
When they both reach to Deidara's house after Sasori got his stuff from his parent's house, they are greeted by Deidara's mom, she's 9'5, blond, blue eyes, and nice figure "Welcome home boys, I heard someone is having a sleep over, oh this is exciting!" she runs to prepare everything, Deidara's dad has brown hair, green eyes, 7'0, and about as excited as the mom. "you boys are going to love tonight because guess what I brought?" says the dad, Sasori jumps up and down thinking it's anime, Deidara thinks it's something with tons of action, "I bought the movie mortal combat 3." said the dad, sasori and deidara jump up and down for the movie because it what they both liked. At dinner time they had steak, mash potatoes, vegetables, and gravy "we saw the most weird thing today mom. We saw four people on one scooter." Said deidara, Sasori was into his manga again "Let me guess, konan again?" asked deidara's mom, Deidara's dad notices sasori reading his manga "What are you reading sasori?" asked deidara'[s dad, sasori looks up and shows the manga Naruto, "ah Neigh-ru-toe? or how do you pronounce it?" asked deidara's dad. "they pronounce it Na-ru-toe." said deidara, his dad sits back and finishes hi dinner. Sasori looks around and notices something for the first time, "Why is deidara short and you two are tall?" asked sasori, deidara's exchange looks "because he probably gets it from his grandpa on his dad's side, he's pretty short, right?" said deidara's mom carefully "That could be it, thank you for reminding my honey I forgot about that." said the dad, Sasori looks at them suspiciously. "Why do you have smooth skin when your parents are dry skin?" asked deidara's mom 'It's the same as asking why deidara's short." she continued. Sasori agrees "I guess your right, I'm sorry deidara's mom.", "It's alright people have a right to know where they get some things." She assures Sasori. After all of them are done with their dinner, deidara and sasori watch mortal combat 3, while sasori and deidara are watching mortal combat 3, deidara's parents talk in the kitchen "you know it's almost time for deidara to discover what's really going on." says the dad, "I know, I know, but what are we to do, how will he take it?" says the mom in worry. "Honey don't worry, I'm pretty sure he'll take it fine when it happens to him." Said the dad so sure of himself, after the movie the boys get ready for bed as they brush their teeth and tuck themselves in next to each other, but not in the same bed.
The next day when sasori wakes up he's laying on something squishy, something licks him awake, but it's not the dog because they don't own a dog, sasori opens his eye and he's laying on a 8'5 deidara with extra mouths, sasori realizes his skin isn't smooth, it feels more like wood, sasori screams and wakes up deidara who jolts up from sasori screaming and hits his head on the ceiling "ow, ow, ow!" shouts deidara, "Jeez sasori, why did you have to scare me like that? I'm going to go wash up." deidara walks to the bathroom while sasori follows trying explain something to him, Deidara tries washing his face but the water doesn't go into his palms, but more like into his hand mouths, Deidara opens his eyes fully after he washes his face successfully, he looks down at his hands, his chest, his whole self, he wraps a towel around him because it appears as he grew overnight his clothes ripped. Deidara notices sasori looks wooden and kinda like a puppet, he screams. Deidara's parents rush to the scene, "what's wrong deidara?" they both shout. "What-What am I? and what is he?" shouted deidara in shock. both parents sigh, "Deidara, sasori You both are mutants, a fine one too, must've gotten that from you mom's side. I know it's shocking son, but we can explain when you come down for some breakfast." said the dad calmly, deidara nods and follows his parents with sasori behind him They hand deidara new clothes "They are from a rare store that makes giant clothes for people like us." said the mom smiling at her now very tall son "there's more of us?" shouted deidara in shock, "of course there are, where do you think you come from?" said deidara's mom happily "I can imagine how hard it is for people to make big clothes for us." frowned deidara, "Machines are the ones that make it, it's the people who manufacture the clothes and makes them look good." said deidara's dad, "Oh..." nodded Deidara.
After explaining about how their parents themselves are mutants except for deidara's dad who is Scottish and Sasori's mom who has a thing for puppet men. "So I can still eat?" asks sasori, "And I can eat, talk, and whistle with all of my mouths?" asked Deidara, both of deidara and sasori's parents nod. "the whistling part will take some practice deidara." said deidara's mom, "You boys will have to be careful with your new ability though you don't want to do crime with those, deidara with your explosive power by chewing anything in either of the three mouths, and sasori with your ability to make anyone your puppet by attaching wire to anyone, and or stabbing anyone with your stinger that is in where your stomach is, you can still eat but not too much, trust me you don't wanna expand too much with that stomach. me and your mom will make a new body for you to use but in the mean time practice your new ability boys." said Sasori's dad "Ok, but where do we train?" asked sasori, all parents say Charles Xavier's home for mutants. Deidara's mom drives them to the mutant home for training on their powers, they walk on the campus together, Logan is just walking off the campus with Scott "looks like we have new recruits a family of puppets and a giant family." scowled Logan "Your not scared of the giants, are you?" smirked Scott, "No, not really it's just I have a bad experience with them." said Logan not happy to see a family of giants. When they pass Logan and Scott deidara glares at Logan as he passes by, they reach the inside of the home they talk with Xavier about their powers and their training.
Author note: Please let me know if you like it, I'll be making a comic series of this on my Deviantart. please review!
