I keep saying I won't do parody fics for this series anymore but people keep inspiring me to. This is a rewrite of a parody fic one of my friends did in the same vein of "My Immortal", which isn't really allowed on here for lack of quality, being so misspelled and unreadable. So I improved on it somewhat. Some spelling errors and grammatical mistakes were left as is because it was funnier. And before anyone comes from deviantART flaming me for their comical reasons, let me repeat, this wasn't my story. I just rewrote it to be intelligible and put it up here so it didn't go to waste in a dusty corner of the internet. :)

Love Forever and Ever and Ever

Note: This is my first yaoi fic ever and I hope you enjoy. Argunya forever and no haters!

Vincent Agrost was sitting in his arm chain inside the Wired World mansion planning to kill the Secret Saturdays who were keeping trying to stop his plans for taking over the world with the Stone of Kur, a Sumerian god of death. It was raining outside and thunders flashed across the sky. It caused him to slump against his chair and grow madder and depressed.

Just then, Munya, his body gard and servant came into the room with a silver tray and glass of win on it.

"Oh yes, thank you Munya." Argost took the wine glass and started dranking. Munya grunted with response.

But not even a nice drink could fix Argost's horrible mood today. He said.

"Munya, those Saturdays are always evading my plans to rule the world and become master of all crytids. I need to get rid of the Saturdays ones and for all but it is so hard. They keep winning!" growled Argost.

Munya grunted and he nodded because this was all very ture and it made him mad also because he loved Argost and did not want to see him mad and upset he walked over and started to rub his master's shoulders.

"Thank you, Munya," smiled Argost, exposing his big teeth.

Argost remembered how he met Munya who was a wild man living in a jungle as a boy and he become friends with him and started to love him and Munya started to love him too and then there was a accident which claimed his parents who didn't love him anyway because he was born deformed and looked like Quasimodo from Disney movie Hunchbacked of Notredome, but Argost loved him because he was secretly a large ape from Himalayas who could talk human from years of watching tv. He hated everything and wanted to rule the world. So he took orphan Munya and brought him to his labs at Wired World and injected him with Papan Spider DNA who could turn Munya into an older man and then it also turned him into part of a spider. And then they became lovers who loved each other very much like in anime yaoi. *which is hot and I love it!*

"Munya, I don't care," smiled Argost to his true lover. "I'm going to kill those scientists and Saturdays and Zak Saturday and rule the world with you by my side," said Argost and he threw his glass ot the ground and it borked.

Argost got up and he took Munya into his arms and Munya did the same and they started making out very sexily. Then they walked to their private bedroom to have hot sexy yaoi buttsex for the rest of the autistic squealing furry fangirls reading who wrote incredibly creepy ten page essays on proving to the evil stupid homophobic haters why Jay Stephens made the characters gay. Even though he didn't and it's all in their screwed up imaginations.

The End! Hope you enjoyed it, plz give me reviews or I won't ever write any more hot sexy bestial butfucking!1