Love You To The Last Bite.

Okay first off, the name of this story came off a McFlurry from McDonalds. It was sitting on my dresser, I was on my bed, and the side says, 'Love It To Bits' and I thought it said, "Love You To Bites' Till i re-read it. So I was writing my other frerard, listening to Skylines And Turnstiles then BAM! This story came along... But honestly the plot has been in my head for quite awhile now... But the final plot just now came to me :)) Hope you enjoy. Oh yeah, its a vampire story! Dont like? Dont read! Ohhhh! And! I dont own any of this, nor will I ever, it never happened, never will, it came from the psycotic box I call my brain.

CHapter One: Your Gayer Than Elen Kid!

"Frank!" I spun on my heel, crouching down into a predatory pose. But it was just Mikey, oh yeah, I'm Frank, Frank Iero to be exact. I'm also a vampire, suprise!

"Hey Mikes. Whats up man?" I stood from my crouch, and straightened my black tee shirt. Lets see, Mikey, yeah he was my best friend, he knew I was a vampire, but thats only because that mother fucker turned me... But... I love it so why should I complain?

"Nothing? What are you doing in an ally?"

"Hunting, whats it look like I'm doing? Getting some chick preggers? Your the mother fucker who turned me! I need to eat." I grimaced at the thought of getting some chick prego, and shivered lightly.

"I said I was sorry! And really Frank? Well that chick must look pretty manly, considering the fact that you are gayier that Ellen DeGenerous. (A/N-No clue how to spell that chicks last name! Sorry!)" He laughed at me, yeah, get the giggles out of your system, I'm a gay vampire. But you call me Edward once and I will rip your throat out! I'm a V-A-M-P-I-R-E not a sparkly forest fairy, I mean damn!

"Yeah... Haha... Funny, I'm gay and aint afraid to damit it. Just thinking about the feeling of a cool, pale, muscular, sexy chest flushed against mine, and him taking a dominate step while battling tounges to get the privledge to explore the others mouth, it gives me the chills." I sighed contently, looking up at the dark sky in pure bliss.

Mikey coughed, "And gives you a boner."

I heard his laughter when I looked down, it was true... Damn... I blushed red, how can a vampire blush? Thats what I want to know... Like what the hell...

"Well, if you dont mind. I need to eat, what the hell do you want?"

"My brother is coming home from college tomorow. I want you to meet him..." I looked at him... I knew Mikey had a brother, apparently that's how Mikey was turned, his brother came home one day a vampire, and BAM vampire Mikey. Then that doucher dicited to turn me and his girlfriend (Alicia)…

"Doesn't he like hate himself? For turning you I mean?"

"Naw, he got over it. I saw him bout' a month ago..." He gave me a small smile before saying, "But, I'll leave you be. Have a nice bite."

"Yeah, and before this I was a happy vegetarian." I stuck my tounge out at him before running off into the night.

Quickly I ran across the street to the local diner. The owner was a vampire, who also happened to know me, and always had blood in the back.

"Hey there Carl!" I saw him behind the counter, he looked quickly up.

"Frank Iero! Long time no see!" His face exclaimed into a smile.

"Its been two days Carl, thats hardly a long time!" I laughed and slid into one of his bar stools.

"Lemme' guess? The usual?" I laughed, the usual was a large cup of blood and coffee mixed together.

"Yep." I smiled as he walked into the kitchen. Returning a few moments later with a large cup in his hands. He slid it in front of me, I took a huge gulp before sighing.

"No live one today then Frank?"

"I never said that Carl my dear." I flashed him a toothy smile.

"Who was the lucky winner?" Luckly the diner was almost empty, no ears to pick up on our convorsation.

I chuckled, yeah lucky… "I didn't kill anyone, he seemed to enjoy it."

Carl laughed at the word 'he', you see Carl blames me for gayness, ALL gayness. Carl was a big homophobe, but doesn't mind me for some reason, he knows I'm gay, hell EVERYONE knows.

"Whats on the agenda for tomorrow, kid?" Carl asked once I finnished my drink.

"Mikey's brother is coming to town." I replied.

His face paled, "Gerard Way is coming back to town?"

That was strange… I raised an eyebrow and sceptically said, "Yes… Why?"

"Oh Frank, you don't want to get mixed in with his crowd. Stay away from him." I just looked at him.

"Its Mikey's brother. Mikey, aka my best friend who wouldn't hurt a fly. That fucker wont even bite a human. His brother cant be that bad." I sighed and nodded to the door, "I have to go, don't worry about me Carl. I may be a fag but I can protect myself."

"Frank!" He yelled after me, I stoped and turned to him. His eyes were sad when he said, "Don't come back here with him Frank. Not him."

I stared at him in disbelief for a second before locking my jaw and turning swiftly on my heel.

I ran home quickly through the rain, checking my watch it was after midnight. I shared a small four bedroom apartment with Mikey and Alicia, who were most likely already here.

"I'm home!" I slammed my keys on the coffee table, and listened. Nothing. It was quiet in the apartment.

"MIKES! LICIA'!" I yelled again, and walked into the kitchen, noticing the note on the fridge.

'Be home in the morning with Gee and his friends. Don't burn anything. –Mikey & Alicia.' I quickly skimmed the note over, smiling at the burn part.

So I had the house to myself, what to do… I tapped my chin thoughfully like they did in the movies, and jumped up.

"SKITTLES!" I screamed into the empty living room. I ran to the kitchen, reaching under the sink and bringing out the three jumbo bags of skittles I had stored there before starting the coffee maker.

I threw the fruit flavored candy on the couch, and yanked open the stereo cabinet under the TV, turning the misfits up as loud as it would play. I was singing along, while jumping on the couch eating my life source when the coffee maker beeped.

Before the night was through and I passed out on the couch, I ate all the skittles, went through two pots of coffee, three cokes, and six CDs. There was skittles, pillows and coke cans scattered around the living room, and at least ten different coffee cups on in random places. I was upside-down on the couch, my head barely on the cushons, one foot off the back, the other off the side and my arms flared around me. Mikey was going to be pissed.

Chapter One? Hmm… I could see myself doing that end part... God help me if I ever live alone O_O

~Bree