Evil Super Villain

"You do realize I could kill you in the blink of an eye."

"I thought you were one of the good guys now."

"Just because I have abandoned my plans of ruling the Earth does not make me a hero."

"Aww… Don't go all evil super villain on me."

"Excuse me?"

"Well if you're not a hero doesn't that make you the bad guy?"

"Do you really think life is that black and white?"

"Okay –well, no… But everyone has a sob story and you don't see them trying to kill their brother, kill a race of aliens, and try to enslave another."

"Maybe they would if they had the means."

"Huh… That's actually a really good point."

"I do have a reputation to uphold –something about a silver tongue."

"Oh! I know! What about the Avengers? They've got all their melodrama and they aren't trying to kill anyone."

"No –they're just killing the right people. Two assassins whose only motivations are the fact that they are employed by the government? This Hulk –who does not have control and would kill indiscriminately if not shepherded like an animal? Iron man –a compulsive alcoholic who enjoys cutting people down with his words? That seemingly innocent Captain –do you really think a good man would crave war as he does? And my brother, Thor –he tried to eradicate the Frost Giants too, did he tell you that?"

"Jeez… You're a flippin' downer."

"Well, if I am the villain, isn't this what I should be doing? Trying to crush your spirit? There's a light in you. You're optimistic. Something tells me no matter what I say or do, that light won't go out."

"You know… I'm not entirely sure –but I think that was kind of sweet."

"Do you still think me an evil super villain?"

"Maybe just a little."