Harry Potter's 12 Days of Really Sucky Christmas Gifts From Uncle Vernon
Ever wonder what the 12 days of Christmas song would be like if had all of the sucks Christmas gifts Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia give Harry? Well, here it is! This is not my best work, I know, so don't bother with flames. I already know it sucks! I was pretty bored when I came up with this, and had a nasty cold and consumed mass quantities of Nyquil. So, this is going
to be pretty strange...
Enjoy!
Oh, and I got the lyrics to the traditional song from this webpage:
Check it out, they have all the Christmas song lyrics.
On the first day of Christmas
Uncle Vernon sent to me:
an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the second day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the third day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my uncle Vernon sent to me:
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
10 Lord Voldethings
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
11 cotton balls
10 Lord Voldethings
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a twelfths the twelfths day of
Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
12 of Dudley's weight loss books
11 cotton balls
10 Lord Voldethings
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
Ever wonder what the 12 days of Christmas song would be like if had all of the sucks Christmas gifts Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia give Harry? Well, here it is! This is not my best work, I know, so don't bother with flames. I already know it sucks! I was pretty bored when I came up with this, and had a nasty cold and consumed mass quantities of Nyquil. So, this is going
to be pretty strange...
Enjoy!
Oh, and I got the lyrics to the traditional song from this webpage:
Check it out, they have all the Christmas song lyrics.
On the first day of Christmas
Uncle Vernon sent to me:
an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the second day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the third day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my uncle Vernon sent to me:
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
10 Lord Voldethings
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
11 cotton balls
10 Lord Voldethings
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a twelfths the twelfths day of
Christmas
my Uncle Vernon sent to me:
12 of Dudley's weight loss books
11 cotton balls
10 Lord Voldethings
9 broken Playstations (that Dudley threw out the window)
8 clothes hangers hanging
7 of Aunt Marge's dogs a biting
6 underpants stinking
5 copies of the Lord of the Rings
(because
Dudley doesn't read)
4 gum wrappers
3 mustard colored socks
2 used Kleenexes
and an air freshener that smells like a tree
