Yo yo yo yo I'm back and am trying this hate filled story… Hope you like it.
I don't own Naruto okay, I lost the rights to Kishimoto when I was drunk…. I don't own bleach either.
Prologue
He was running, his mother and a mob were chasing him weapons in hand. He remember how it had all started, his mother told him to go shopping with her and locked their door. He trusted her and followed along not able to hold her hand. Halfway o the store, a mob appeared and started chasing him with his mother turning and pulling a kunai out on him. He ran as hard and fast as possible, but he knew they were playing with him waiting for him to tire out. His eyes slowly lost focus and he fell as he heard someone male yell, "We got the demon now!"
He woke up in a warehouse. He felt restraints tightly pulling him onto a table, it smelled like blood, and a lot of blood at that. He looked up and saw a few nameless villagers carrying a table filled with various objects towards his mother. Her red hair was pulled into a bun so it wouldn't interfere with the work. "Now we can finally torture you Kyuubi." His mother stated. His eyes widened and he felt a gag be pushed forcefully into his mouth.
His mother pulled a knife out and made a slight incision at his wrist, he felt a warm wet substance pour down his wrist and hand. His mother pulled out a bottle of green substance which was probably poison. He kept his mouth shut before he was backhanded and his mother yelling obscenities about opening his mouth up. He didn't comply but instead closed his mouth tighter.
He saw his mother pull out clamps, she then went to clamp his nose shut. Unable to fight the urge to breathe he opened his mouth and she dumped the poison down his throat. His eyes widened as he screamed as loud as he could making his mother cackle, "This will enhance your pain receptors for twenty minutes dear Naruto-kun" She whispered soothingly in his ear.
She grabbed another pair of clamps though small enough to fit under his fingernails. She jammed it under his index finger nail so hard it made him whimper. She pulled and with the nail came a spurt of blood. This continued until his nails were gone.
She started pulling out his eyebrows one by one until they were gone. After that, she pulled fistfuls of hair from his scalpel. Finally done with that she grabbed a blunt knife and hacked away at his fingers and toes until nothing but the socket that held them remained. "Just hold on a bit more, we're almost done," She said before grabbing a scalpel and holding to the back of his scalp and taking the skin from it. He cried out when the last of the skin was taken from his head. She cut open his stomach and pulled his intestines out and wearing them as a scarf. His eyes rolled to the back of his head and he lost consciousness for a few seconds before waking up and looking down to see his body there and a chain connected to his chest. He watched on as his body explode and a red aura cover the vicinity of Konoha. A giant fox with nine tails appeared a few miles from the village.
The battle hardened Sandaime Hokage of Konoha looked up from his paperwork before losing his composure and yelling out, "Mother fucking titty sucking two ball bitch!"
The Sandaime turned to grab his battle helm, but before he could the fox had disappeared and his old rival Danzo lay on his back, a black haired baby in his arms. He shunshined over before hearing Danzo say quietly, "I guess I win in the end d-don't I Saru-Sarutobi." Danzo finished before closing his eyes and smiling peacefully to the world.
He looked on at the events before finally noticing the weird chain eaten up and hm being pulling into a portal…
Yes extremely short, yadda yadda. It needed to be short because for now on this is all Bleach but with Naruto characters added in. Leave questions or flames or whatever
