Intro
Before you read this story you should know that it is set after the recent Alice in Wonderland movie, but is in modern time. Also every character is the same as the movie more or less besides the Tweedles. The Tweedles are based off of CP Coulter's Dalton, Ethan and Evan, who called themselves the Tweedles because of their mischievous ways.
Halice
As she landed with a thump, her eyes traveled up and down looking at everything from the giant multicolored mushrooms to the occasional broken shard of a tea cup. Alice looked up and saw the piercing green eyes peering down at her. The Tweedles. She smiled, remembering how life was down in Wonderland, picked herself up and brushed off her dress.
"Hello Alice", said both of the Tweedles unanimously, they both had Cheshire's famous smile on their face - like they were born with it.
"Hello Tweed-" Alice couldn't even get her first hello in before the Tweedles put a Nerf gun bullet straight between her eyes. A perfect shot, as always.
The Tweedles ran away laughing manically, but put a gun down for Alice so it could be a fair fight
"Oh, it's on!" Alice exclaimed before running after them.
The Tweedles were perfectly identical in every way, shape, and form. Jade green eyes, dirty blond hair, and always a Cheshire grin, like it was sown on their face the minute the Red Queen was banished from Wonderland.
As the Nerf-war went on Alice knew she had lost, she was outnumbered after all. So while the Tweedles were distracted talking to some flowers, Alice snuck away to go see the Mad Hatter.
"Hello Talking Flowers" said Tweedle Dee
"Nice stems", added Tweedle Dum
A dark violet rose replied back, "You know Alice is getting away".
"We know", said one of the Tweedles but the rose got confused about which one was which already.
"The Mad Hatter has special plans for her, and he would take away our Nerf guns if he found out that we kept Alice from him", the other one added.
"And we most certainly don't want that"
Alice found him with the Dormouse and the March Hare while, of course, having tea. The Hatter was serving tea to the March Hare and the Dormouse, both of which are on the table. In between sips the March Hare was taking every tea cup in site and smashing it to the ground. The Dormouse was just sipping her tea quietly shaking her head. Thinking to herself, "Am I the only sane person here?".
When the hatter looked up, a big smile formed on his face and his bright orange bow tie spun around as it always does when Alice comes to visit
"Alice," called the Hatter, "You're back!"
"You look like you were never going to see me again," laughed Alice "Besides, I promised I would come back."
"And you always keep your promises, I know, I know.", said the Hatter looking down, twiddling his foot, and rolling his eyes.
Alice smiled, "You missed me didn't you?"
The Hatter looked up surprised, "Me? Missed you? Nooooo, not at all. It-it was the Dormouse. Yes she missed you."
The Dormouse looked surprised, "Me? Missed her? Why-", but her statement was cut short after the March Hare stuffed her into the nearest unbroken teapot.
Alice just smiled and shook her head, "How 'bout that stroll you promised me the last time we were here?"
The Hatter grinned excitedly, "Oh yes! I couldn't have forgotten!". He then took Alice's hand and they took off running into the woods.
The Dormouse then came out of the teapot, "What did you do that for?"
The March Hare just replied my smashing a tea cup on his head, and replied, "You were going to ruin the moment!", he yelled while lying on the ground
The Dormouse shook her head in disappointment. Once the March Hare had picked himself back up, Cheshire popped up right before the March Hare making him fall back to the ground.
"When do you think he will ask her?" Cheshire asked the Dormouse.
"In due time Chesh, in due time..."
