From the "30 Words or Less" challenge by MioneWazlib in the HPFC forum. Basically, 100 propts, each one could only have 30 words or less. This story was originally written as not Harry Potter, but I changed it a bit. I prefer the original one, though there's a difference of like 5 words between the two, I'm picky. I hope y'all can follow the story! :) And no character is named, if you're wondering why, it's because it's up to you to decide. That's the lame reason for why I wrote this one, there's a much better reason for the original version, buut, it doesn't quite work as well for this one. So just a pick a girl and pick a guy and see what happens with the two.
1. Reality Check
I'm pregnant
2. Absolutely Alone
And my boyfriend dumped me
3. Prince Charming
And here I was thinking he was Prince Charming and all that.
4. Virgin
Damn, I wish I was a nun. Y'know, those muggle permanent virgins or whatever?
5. Good Question
I wish I'd never done it. Why the heck did I screw that sick bastard anyway?
6. Can you Hear Me?
Are you even listening?
7. I'm Telling
Well whatever, I'm talking anyway.
8. Out of Control
So anyway, we were at this totally insane party.
9. I Love You
And he was like "I love you, babe, let's get a room."
10. Willingness
And I totally went for it.
In my defense, I was drunk. Let me tell you, the firewhiskey was flowing
12. Disaster
Only it turned out he has like this unbelievably tiny prick
13. Turned Off
It kinda make me think twice a little bit.
14. Past, Present, Future
About how it all started, and about where it was going
15. Dysfunctional
Only I was drunk, so my brain was dysfunctional.
16. Men
The damn bastard screwed me anyway. Stupid men.
17. Behind My Back
And then I found him like a week later screwing another chick.
18. Study Sessions
He told me they were "study sessions," guess all the stories about the "stacks" are true.
19. Cut It Out
I told him he was a sick fuck. He told me I was overreacting. I told him to cut it out.
20. Dreamt
I remember when I used to dream about him when I was a fourth year.
21. Memories
Ah the memories of that year of torture.
22. Finish This
Flirting with him, asking him if he wanted to "finish my drink"
23. Light
Daylight.
24. Dark
Nightime.
25. Rule Breaking
Sneaking out to go to the same party he was going to.
26. Holding Hands
That time I walked in on these two (closeted) gay Slytherins holding hands and making out
27. Fearful
I was so freaked thinking they were going to beat me up in the hallway.
28. Honor
But they didn't, and I kept my honor, and my face.
29. Transportation
And when I very sexily asked him for a "ride" on his "broom"
30. Going in Circles
Having to be stuck in the same class as his girlfriend, all attempts at conversation going in circles.
31. Psychotic
Damn, that bitch was crazy.
32. Fake
And fake, dude, she soo stuffed her bra!
33. Amazing
But still, I thought the dumb jerk who went for the girl with the biggest tits was amazing.
34. Tattered Edges
The tattered edges of his shirt hanging out totally breaking school dress code.
35. Hero
He was my hero.
36. In Love
And I was in love.
37. Let Me Out
And I acted upon my feelings, letting them out.
38. Sickness
God, I must have been sick or something.
39. Rainbow
And our first kiss under that bloody rainbow.
40. Dead Tired
God, I'm so tired now, I just want to sleep.
41. Wish Upon a Star
There's a star in the sky, I wish that little cricket was right and that I could just wish on a star and all would be fine.
42. Cheating
No stupid, cheating, impregnating (ex) boyfriend
43. Lurking
No fourth year old me lurking around in the hallways to catch a glimpse of him
44. Sunset
No watching the sunset over the castle that made me fall even harder of the jerk
45. Delusional
No me being a delusional whore thinking the sick fuck actually loved me
46. Damsel in Distress
Damn, fairy tales, why can't they be real? Here's me, the damsel in distress, now where's my fucking savior?
47. Never Too Late
You know how they say it's never to late? Well they lie.
48. To Save a Life
It's way to late for me. I don't want this kid, but I ain't gonna kill it either.
49. With All My Heart
God, I am begging with everything I have right now
50. Help Me
Someone, please fucking help me!
51. Not Thinking
I wasn't thinking, I got laid.
52. Fine Line
There is a fine line between screwed, and screwed over, and I got the latter.
53. Disease
At least I didn't get a disease.
54. Quitting You
Oh God, I need to stop this, I am getting over that fucking jerk!
55. Nature
Fuckhead, I hope he gets eaten by a bear.
56. Unfaithful
The unfaithful prick.
57. Attention
Are you even paying attention?
58. Missing Out
Probably not, well whatever, it's not like you're missing out on anything.
59. Broken
Just me, sitting here, pregnant, broken, cold, tired.
60. Why Not
I wish I could just die.
61. Classy
But if I were going to die I'd want it to be classy, something tragic.
62. Confident
Oh fuck, what am I even thinking? Get it together, bitch!
63. Confusing
I'm sorry, am I making any sense?
64. Controlling
You can leave if you want, actually, don't.
65. Don't Leave Me
Please? You're all I have left.
66. Different
You're different that the others.
67. Modesty
You're not a slut. You're not bigheaded.
68. Home
When I'm with you I feel like I'm home.
69. Believe Me
And you actually believe me, most of the time.
70. Words
And even though you never say anything, your words are the only ones I long to hear.
71. Anger Welling
God I'm so fucked!
72. Judgment
No one's ever going to look at me the same, they're all going to judge me by the lump.
73. Companionship
My friends have left me, my parents have left me.
74. Left Out
I'll forever be "the chick that got banged." I'll be left out of everything.
75. My Life
My life is pretty much over.
76. Testing the Limits
But you know what, I'm not giving up.
77. Relief
This is going to be hard as hell, and there will be no relief.
78. Emotional
It'll be emotional, crazy, fucked up
79. Stubborn
But I am one stubborn bitch.
80. Around the Corner
There is hope for me, maybe, just around the corner
81. I Remember
I remember something my mother told me
82. Cuts
About how cuts bleed hard
83. Fresh
But only when they're fresh, and then they heal.
84. Train of Thought
Damn, I just lost my train of thought.
85. The Truth
The truth is though
86. Pain
This is going to be fucking painful
87. Recovery
And I'll probably never recover
88. Beauty
I'll definitely never recover my hot bod (not like I had one anyway)
89. Grief
My life will probably be willed with hardships and grief
90. Background
But fuck it, I may not have the best background but I am going to make one fucking amazing foreground
91. Small World
It's a small world
92. Go The Distance
I'll go the distance
93. Run Away
And run away
94. Shallow
I'm not going to be that shallow whore I was before
95. Shine
I'm going to shine
96. Reach
I'll reach for the stars, and raise this damn kid to be better than me
97. For You
If not for me, I'll do it for you
98. Pinky Promise
I pinky promise
99. Squeaky Clean
Now come on creepy doll I found in a ditch, it's going to rain soon. But at least we'll both get squeaky clean.
100. Dance
And when the rain comes, we'll dance into tomorrow. Just you, me, and little Jimmy or Sue.
