Ohonhonhon~! Well, hello there. This is a parody of the song "Handlebars" by Flobots from Prussia's POV. I uploaded this to dA a little while ago, hn. Some parts were hard to come up with...and a few lines did stay the same. Try listening to the sing while you read this. That way you get the full effect. :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the song "Handlebars." Hidekaz Himaruya owns APH, and Flobots own the song. :D

Enjoy~!


By Myself

I can ride my bike all by myself!

All by myself!

All by myself!

I can ride my bike all by myself!

All by myself!

All by myself!

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Look at me! Look at me!

Hands in the air 'cause it's awesome to be ME!

And I'm the AWESOME Prussia, even when I'm forced to flee!

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I can show you how to ditch a hoe!

I can show you how to break a record!

I can take apart a remote control,

Who cares if I can't put it back together?

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I can tie a knot in a cherry stem,

I can tell you about Frederick Wilhelm!

I know all the ways to be awesome,

And I'm fucking proud to be a Prussian!

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Me and Franny saw a platypus!

Me and Mattie made a comic book!

And guess how short it took?

I can do anything that I want, 'cause, look,

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I broke that pansy Austria's metronome!

His metronome!

His metronome!

And you know you want my number in your telephone!

In your telephone!

In your cheap-ass phone!

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Look at me! Look at me!

Just called to say that it's awesome to be ME!

In such a dumb world,

I'm rocking out to the awesome ME!

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I can make money, open up a (gay) bar!

I can make a living drinking German beer!

I can design an awesome robot that that big-nosed communist freak will fear!

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I can invent new flavors of wurst!

I can make computers even more awesome!

I know that I'm fucking handsome,

So of course you'll wanna buy a product!

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Good beer, red wine, and tomatoes!

The Bad Touch Trio understands the future!

You might see me and think I'm lonely,

But I can do everything by myself!

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'Cause I can lead a nation to awesomeness!

To awesomeness!

To awesomeness!

And I don't give a damn about science!

About science!

That's America's job!

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Look at me! Look at me!

So awesome, I won't stop!

And it feels great to be ME, and on top!

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My hair is silky!

My eyes, they shine!

It's easy to see,

You wanna be mine!

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I can get a millions dates all in one day!

I'm not a freak, no matter what they say!

I'm drop-dead sexy and you know it!

Tell me I'm ugly, don't believe it one bit!

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I can make anybody go to prison,

Just because they're unawesome!

And I can do anything with no permission,

I have it all under my command!

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'Cause I've got a cute chick named Gilbird!

Named Gilbird!

He's Gilbird!

And I've got an awesome friend named Canada!

Yeah, Canada!

NOT America!

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And I've got the best beer in the whole world!

Yeah, the whole world!

Yeah, the whole world!

You bet, the whole world!

It's too bad for you!

You can't have any!

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I can ride my bike all by myself!

All by myself!

All by myself!

I can ride my bike all by myself!

All by myself!

All by myself…


Frederick Wilhelm was the first king of Prussia. Thanks for reading~!