A/N: First fanfic, so don't be so hard. I would appreciate CC though.
Humor
Percy POV
You know what? I hate flies…and Nico too, but mostly flies. You know why? Well let me tell you…
It started on a hot, summery July afternoon…
Hahahaha!
Did you notice how I made it all dramatic and stuff?
Well, moving on. It did start on a July afternoon. It was hot outside and I was just chilling out in my cabin, when Annabeth walked in.
" Hey." She said.
She came over and sat next to me on my messed up bed. We were just sitting there for a few minutes, doing nothing. Then we heard this quiet little buzzing sound.
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Annabeth and I sat there just trying to ignore it; we didn't want to ruin the moment.
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz."
"Buzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzz… buzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzz."
"Would you shut up?" I yelled, jumping up.
"Buzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzz."
"Percy… It's just…a fly. Sheese let it go." Annabeth said while smiling.
"Buzzzzzzz… Buzzzzzzzzzzz." Replied the fly.
Then I saw the little bugger flying around. I reached out and tried to squish it with my hands.
"Ah hah! Gotcha ya!"
I opened my hands and guess what I saw? Nothing! Little devil got away!
"Buzzzzzzzzzzz…. Buzzzzzzz." The fly said as if to mock me.
"Die, BUG, Die!" I yelled while jumping around the room trying to slam it against something with my newspaper. I was destroying my room while I was at it. Ripped up pieces of paper were scattered around the room, and the nice bronze models of Annabeth and me with our arms around each other were broken.
Oops. My bad.
"Percy, if you want to kill the fly that bad, just let me kill it. If we wait for a bit and then we inspect the angle of where it's at, we could trap it in a bottle and slowly suffucate it to death." Annabeth reasoned.
"Nah, lets just try to kill it my way."
My way being jumping around the room squashing stuff, while trying to kill the dang fly. Trying being the key word. So there we were, both of us jumping around trying to kill an tiny fly.
"Buzzzzzzzzzzz… Buzzzzzzzz" The fly buzzed. It almost sounded as if it were laughing at us.
"I give up." I said, dropping on the bed like a rock.
"NO, we are going to kill that fly NOW!" Annabeth said determinedly. I guess Annabeth was kind of like Thalia. Once she's put her mind to something, she won't stop. We tried a little bit longer to kill the fly. We even tried Annabeth standing on my shoulders so she could get to the roof to hit the fly. Guess how that turned out? It ended up with me squished under Annabeth,
"Owwwwww." we both groaned.
Just then Nico walked in. Talk about bad timing. I can just imagine how we looked like to him, Annabeth on top of me on the floor.
"Getting a little friendly there, huh?" Nico said while chuckling.
"Shut up and help us up." Annabeth muttered, rubbing her head.
I just grunted.
"Buzzzzzzzz… Buzzzzz"
I'd almost forgotten about the fly.
Nico reached down to help us get up.
"So can I ask why you guys were on the floor in a position that usually would be considered awkward?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Stupid fly was annoying us." Annabeth muttered angrily.
"Buzzzzzz…Buzzzzzzzz"
"Oh, you mean that fly? Right there?" he pointed to the window behind us.
I turned around and yup, there was the fly, resting on the window sill.
"Die!" I shouted, leaping for the fly.
It flew away.
Nico laughed. He snapped and the fly dropped dead.
"Thanks, Nico. That thing was so freaking annoying!" Annabeth said with relief in her voice.
"No prob. I gotta go now or else I'll be late to sword practice. Later."
"Bye." Annabeth and I said.
Nico's POV
Ha! That was fun. Just wait for it… 5…4…3…2…1… The fly should be alive by now.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
I smiled. It was so fun to mess with Percy and Annabeth.
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