The Hikaru Shidou and Eagle Vision Show



By- Hikaru-chan and Eagle-kun





*Theme Song*

*Hikaru walks out on stage dragging Eagle* Sing RUN!

Eagle- Welcome to my show!

Hikaru- I said sing RUN!

Eagle- I am the host with my lovely co-host Hikaru!

Hikaru- *stress mark pops up* I am about to lose my temper. so sing RUN! Please? *puppy dog eyes*

Eagle- Fine. will you fricking people play RUN?

Ascot- No. sorry, I don't know how.

Fuu- Ascot, do it.

Ascot- Is it the red button or the green? Or the blue?

Fuu- Which ever one you think it is, but not the one that makes it explode.

Ascot- Oh! The red one! *presses it and everything explodes* Cough cough!

Fuu- I told you not the red one!

Ascot- Whoops!

Hikaru- Now we can't play our Theme Song!

Umi- I can sing!

Clef- Or I can!

Eagle- Help me! Somebody get them away!

Lantis- Hikaru! You were supposed to help me on my show!

Hikaru- But Eagle is paying me more.

Lantis- But.! I asked first!

Eagle- Yes, I am the good guy.

Hikaru- Well, I get a thousand for this show, but you only offered a million. hey! That is more money!

Eagle- Stop getting ideas in your head.

Hikaru- Hmm. I think I'll take the million. Bye bye!

Eagle- You can't leave me with these retards!

Lantis- Lets go! Or I will lower it down to fifty thousand.

Hikaru- But. I might want to stay. Eagle has a better clothes selection.

Lantis- So what? The dresses at my show aren't too skimpy...

Ascot- Oh! What does this button do?

Fuu- Don't push it!

Ascot- *pushes it* *ice water falls on Lantis*

Lantis- God damnit!

Eagle- Umm.. *claps for Ascot* Good job Ascot.

Ascot- What's this button do? *pushes it* *Roman Candles are shot at Eagle*

Eagle- God damnit! I told you not to push buttons! Your fired!

Hikaru- Why can't Ascot stay? He is nice and sorta cute.

Lantis- ?!

Eagle- Fine. he can stay.

Hikaru- Good! Now at least there is one cute and nice boy on this gay show.

Eagle- Excuse me?! Your fired!

Hikaru- Fine. your mean! See if I ever like you again. *stomps off dragging Ascot*

Fuu- Is Ferio on this show?

Hikaru- No, Eagle fired him too.

Fuu- *follows Ascot*

Umi- Hey Eagle? What are we going to do for the show anyway?

Eagle- Well. we're supposed to have a interview, but everyone quit on me.

Clef- You can interview me!

Eagle- Okay. fine.

Hikaru- *walks back in dragging somebody* Hey Eagle? Somebody named. hey sir? What is your name?

Guy- My name is. why do you want to know anyway?

Hikaru- Because Lantis dared me to pick a guy from the street and put him on Eagle's show.

Guy- Who is Eagle?

Hikaru- He is the cute guy over there. The one with the pretty golden eyes and the white hair.

Guy- Oh.

Ascot- Lantis' show is better! They have bands, stripers, and contest!

Hikaru- Yea, I know. I quit because I was one of the stripers. That was why I was getting paid so much. pervert!

Eagle- That is it! I want to go to Lantis' show to. research something. Be back!

Hikaru- Oh! I want to host!

Ascot- Maybe our ratings will go up from zero to one.

Eagle- *stops running and turns around* This is my show.! You can't have it.

Hikaru- But I am the ex-co-host. I can if I want to! *locks Eagle out*

Eagle- This sucks!

Clef- Can I do the theme song?

Everyone- NO!

Clef- Why not?

Hikaru- Because our ratings will go down from zero to negative numbers. And then we will have to cancel my, er, Eagle's show.

Fuu- If we keep this show going, can Ferio come back?

Hikaru- Well. I can think about it. First we need some bands. a cute new host. and some contest!

Ascot- I can host! We can call it The Summoner Ascot Show!

Eagle- No, stop you thoughts right now! This is my show!

Hikaru- Well, now it is mine because you want to research Lantis' show. So there!

Ascot- I agree!

Clef- Hmm. will Lantis let me sing at his show?

Hikaru- Yes, he would love you to! *watches Clef leave*

Umi- Can I let Eagle in? It is cold out there!

Hikaru- Only if I get re-hired and he does a better hosting job by singing RUN!

Eagle- You can be re-hired. And we can all sing RUN. Or mumble.

Hikaru- We can't sing your Theme, we will get yelled out.

Eagle- By whom?

Guy- Me.

Eagle- By the way, who are you?

Guy- My name is.

Hikaru- And take that cloak off, we can't see your face or anything else.

Guy- My name is.

Hikaru- Osama bin Ladin?

Guy- My name is.

Eagle- Hikaru, shut up and let the guy talk.

Guy- My name is.!

Hikaru- Eagle Vision? Wait, he is right there.

Guy- My fricking name is.!

Hikaru- Lantis?

Guy- My name is.!

Eagle- Hikaru, if you don't shut up, you will be re-ex-fired.

Guy- My name is.

Hikaru- Eagle, your mean!

Guy- MY NAME IS.!

Eagle- I speak the truth.

Guy- Omeo o Korosu! *pulls out a gun*

Hikaru- *hides behind Eagle* Ekk! He is armed! Ooo, but he is cute!

Eagle- *dugs under hosting desk* Ferio!

Ferio- *sitting on a tree with some hot cocoa* What?

Hikaru- *stands up* Flame Arrow!

Heero- *fires gun*

Hikaru- *ducks*

Ascot- Aghhhhh! My heart! *passes out*

Hikaru- The bullet only hit him in the arm...

Fuu- Ascot?! You all right?

Hikaru- And so ends the first episode of The Eagle Vision Show! Eagle, this show sucks.

Ascot- Why do I get shot? *passes out again*

Heero- Do I get paid?

Eagle- Yes, and thank you for your time. But you weren't supposed to try shooting Hikaru.

Heero- It was as self-defense.

Hikaru- Well, you had a gun!

Eagle- It was part of the script! Didn't you read?

Hikaru- I never got a script, and I was too busy working at Lantis' show.

Ascot- *wakes up* What script?

Eagle- You people are pitiful.

Hikaru- See everyone next week! That is, if I don't kill Eagle first. *grabs a knife and stars chasing Eagle*