The Hikaru Shidou and Eagle Vision Show
By- Hikaru-chan and Eagle-kun
*Theme Song*
*Hikaru walks out on stage dragging Eagle* Sing RUN!
Eagle- Welcome to my show!
Hikaru- I said sing RUN!
Eagle- I am the host with my lovely co-host Hikaru!
Hikaru- *stress mark pops up* I am about to lose my temper. so sing RUN! Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Eagle- Fine. will you fricking people play RUN?
Ascot- No. sorry, I don't know how.
Fuu- Ascot, do it.
Ascot- Is it the red button or the green? Or the blue?
Fuu- Which ever one you think it is, but not the one that makes it explode.
Ascot- Oh! The red one! *presses it and everything explodes* Cough cough!
Fuu- I told you not the red one!
Ascot- Whoops!
Hikaru- Now we can't play our Theme Song!
Umi- I can sing!
Clef- Or I can!
Eagle- Help me! Somebody get them away!
Lantis- Hikaru! You were supposed to help me on my show!
Hikaru- But Eagle is paying me more.
Lantis- But.! I asked first!
Eagle- Yes, I am the good guy.
Hikaru- Well, I get a thousand for this show, but you only offered a million. hey! That is more money!
Eagle- Stop getting ideas in your head.
Hikaru- Hmm. I think I'll take the million. Bye bye!
Eagle- You can't leave me with these retards!
Lantis- Lets go! Or I will lower it down to fifty thousand.
Hikaru- But. I might want to stay. Eagle has a better clothes selection.
Lantis- So what? The dresses at my show aren't too skimpy...
Ascot- Oh! What does this button do?
Fuu- Don't push it!
Ascot- *pushes it* *ice water falls on Lantis*
Lantis- God damnit!
Eagle- Umm.. *claps for Ascot* Good job Ascot.
Ascot- What's this button do? *pushes it* *Roman Candles are shot at Eagle*
Eagle- God damnit! I told you not to push buttons! Your fired!
Hikaru- Why can't Ascot stay? He is nice and sorta cute.
Lantis- ?!
Eagle- Fine. he can stay.
Hikaru- Good! Now at least there is one cute and nice boy on this gay show.
Eagle- Excuse me?! Your fired!
Hikaru- Fine. your mean! See if I ever like you again. *stomps off dragging Ascot*
Fuu- Is Ferio on this show?
Hikaru- No, Eagle fired him too.
Fuu- *follows Ascot*
Umi- Hey Eagle? What are we going to do for the show anyway?
Eagle- Well. we're supposed to have a interview, but everyone quit on me.
Clef- You can interview me!
Eagle- Okay. fine.
Hikaru- *walks back in dragging somebody* Hey Eagle? Somebody named. hey sir? What is your name?
Guy- My name is. why do you want to know anyway?
Hikaru- Because Lantis dared me to pick a guy from the street and put him on Eagle's show.
Guy- Who is Eagle?
Hikaru- He is the cute guy over there. The one with the pretty golden eyes and the white hair.
Guy- Oh.
Ascot- Lantis' show is better! They have bands, stripers, and contest!
Hikaru- Yea, I know. I quit because I was one of the stripers. That was why I was getting paid so much. pervert!
Eagle- That is it! I want to go to Lantis' show to. research something. Be back!
Hikaru- Oh! I want to host!
Ascot- Maybe our ratings will go up from zero to one.
Eagle- *stops running and turns around* This is my show.! You can't have it.
Hikaru- But I am the ex-co-host. I can if I want to! *locks Eagle out*
Eagle- This sucks!
Clef- Can I do the theme song?
Everyone- NO!
Clef- Why not?
Hikaru- Because our ratings will go down from zero to negative numbers. And then we will have to cancel my, er, Eagle's show.
Fuu- If we keep this show going, can Ferio come back?
Hikaru- Well. I can think about it. First we need some bands. a cute new host. and some contest!
Ascot- I can host! We can call it The Summoner Ascot Show!
Eagle- No, stop you thoughts right now! This is my show!
Hikaru- Well, now it is mine because you want to research Lantis' show. So there!
Ascot- I agree!
Clef- Hmm. will Lantis let me sing at his show?
Hikaru- Yes, he would love you to! *watches Clef leave*
Umi- Can I let Eagle in? It is cold out there!
Hikaru- Only if I get re-hired and he does a better hosting job by singing RUN!
Eagle- You can be re-hired. And we can all sing RUN. Or mumble.
Hikaru- We can't sing your Theme, we will get yelled out.
Eagle- By whom?
Guy- Me.
Eagle- By the way, who are you?
Guy- My name is.
Hikaru- And take that cloak off, we can't see your face or anything else.
Guy- My name is.
Hikaru- Osama bin Ladin?
Guy- My name is.
Eagle- Hikaru, shut up and let the guy talk.
Guy- My name is.!
Hikaru- Eagle Vision? Wait, he is right there.
Guy- My fricking name is.!
Hikaru- Lantis?
Guy- My name is.!
Eagle- Hikaru, if you don't shut up, you will be re-ex-fired.
Guy- My name is.
Hikaru- Eagle, your mean!
Guy- MY NAME IS.!
Eagle- I speak the truth.
Guy- Omeo o Korosu! *pulls out a gun*
Hikaru- *hides behind Eagle* Ekk! He is armed! Ooo, but he is cute!
Eagle- *dugs under hosting desk* Ferio!
Ferio- *sitting on a tree with some hot cocoa* What?
Hikaru- *stands up* Flame Arrow!
Heero- *fires gun*
Hikaru- *ducks*
Ascot- Aghhhhh! My heart! *passes out*
Hikaru- The bullet only hit him in the arm...
Fuu- Ascot?! You all right?
Hikaru- And so ends the first episode of The Eagle Vision Show! Eagle, this show sucks.
Ascot- Why do I get shot? *passes out again*
Heero- Do I get paid?
Eagle- Yes, and thank you for your time. But you weren't supposed to try shooting Hikaru.
Heero- It was as self-defense.
Hikaru- Well, you had a gun!
Eagle- It was part of the script! Didn't you read?
Hikaru- I never got a script, and I was too busy working at Lantis' show.
Ascot- *wakes up* What script?
Eagle- You people are pitiful.
Hikaru- See everyone next week! That is, if I don't kill Eagle first. *grabs a knife and stars chasing Eagle*
By- Hikaru-chan and Eagle-kun
*Theme Song*
*Hikaru walks out on stage dragging Eagle* Sing RUN!
Eagle- Welcome to my show!
Hikaru- I said sing RUN!
Eagle- I am the host with my lovely co-host Hikaru!
Hikaru- *stress mark pops up* I am about to lose my temper. so sing RUN! Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Eagle- Fine. will you fricking people play RUN?
Ascot- No. sorry, I don't know how.
Fuu- Ascot, do it.
Ascot- Is it the red button or the green? Or the blue?
Fuu- Which ever one you think it is, but not the one that makes it explode.
Ascot- Oh! The red one! *presses it and everything explodes* Cough cough!
Fuu- I told you not the red one!
Ascot- Whoops!
Hikaru- Now we can't play our Theme Song!
Umi- I can sing!
Clef- Or I can!
Eagle- Help me! Somebody get them away!
Lantis- Hikaru! You were supposed to help me on my show!
Hikaru- But Eagle is paying me more.
Lantis- But.! I asked first!
Eagle- Yes, I am the good guy.
Hikaru- Well, I get a thousand for this show, but you only offered a million. hey! That is more money!
Eagle- Stop getting ideas in your head.
Hikaru- Hmm. I think I'll take the million. Bye bye!
Eagle- You can't leave me with these retards!
Lantis- Lets go! Or I will lower it down to fifty thousand.
Hikaru- But. I might want to stay. Eagle has a better clothes selection.
Lantis- So what? The dresses at my show aren't too skimpy...
Ascot- Oh! What does this button do?
Fuu- Don't push it!
Ascot- *pushes it* *ice water falls on Lantis*
Lantis- God damnit!
Eagle- Umm.. *claps for Ascot* Good job Ascot.
Ascot- What's this button do? *pushes it* *Roman Candles are shot at Eagle*
Eagle- God damnit! I told you not to push buttons! Your fired!
Hikaru- Why can't Ascot stay? He is nice and sorta cute.
Lantis- ?!
Eagle- Fine. he can stay.
Hikaru- Good! Now at least there is one cute and nice boy on this gay show.
Eagle- Excuse me?! Your fired!
Hikaru- Fine. your mean! See if I ever like you again. *stomps off dragging Ascot*
Fuu- Is Ferio on this show?
Hikaru- No, Eagle fired him too.
Fuu- *follows Ascot*
Umi- Hey Eagle? What are we going to do for the show anyway?
Eagle- Well. we're supposed to have a interview, but everyone quit on me.
Clef- You can interview me!
Eagle- Okay. fine.
Hikaru- *walks back in dragging somebody* Hey Eagle? Somebody named. hey sir? What is your name?
Guy- My name is. why do you want to know anyway?
Hikaru- Because Lantis dared me to pick a guy from the street and put him on Eagle's show.
Guy- Who is Eagle?
Hikaru- He is the cute guy over there. The one with the pretty golden eyes and the white hair.
Guy- Oh.
Ascot- Lantis' show is better! They have bands, stripers, and contest!
Hikaru- Yea, I know. I quit because I was one of the stripers. That was why I was getting paid so much. pervert!
Eagle- That is it! I want to go to Lantis' show to. research something. Be back!
Hikaru- Oh! I want to host!
Ascot- Maybe our ratings will go up from zero to one.
Eagle- *stops running and turns around* This is my show.! You can't have it.
Hikaru- But I am the ex-co-host. I can if I want to! *locks Eagle out*
Eagle- This sucks!
Clef- Can I do the theme song?
Everyone- NO!
Clef- Why not?
Hikaru- Because our ratings will go down from zero to negative numbers. And then we will have to cancel my, er, Eagle's show.
Fuu- If we keep this show going, can Ferio come back?
Hikaru- Well. I can think about it. First we need some bands. a cute new host. and some contest!
Ascot- I can host! We can call it The Summoner Ascot Show!
Eagle- No, stop you thoughts right now! This is my show!
Hikaru- Well, now it is mine because you want to research Lantis' show. So there!
Ascot- I agree!
Clef- Hmm. will Lantis let me sing at his show?
Hikaru- Yes, he would love you to! *watches Clef leave*
Umi- Can I let Eagle in? It is cold out there!
Hikaru- Only if I get re-hired and he does a better hosting job by singing RUN!
Eagle- You can be re-hired. And we can all sing RUN. Or mumble.
Hikaru- We can't sing your Theme, we will get yelled out.
Eagle- By whom?
Guy- Me.
Eagle- By the way, who are you?
Guy- My name is.
Hikaru- And take that cloak off, we can't see your face or anything else.
Guy- My name is.
Hikaru- Osama bin Ladin?
Guy- My name is.
Eagle- Hikaru, shut up and let the guy talk.
Guy- My name is.!
Hikaru- Eagle Vision? Wait, he is right there.
Guy- My fricking name is.!
Hikaru- Lantis?
Guy- My name is.!
Eagle- Hikaru, if you don't shut up, you will be re-ex-fired.
Guy- My name is.
Hikaru- Eagle, your mean!
Guy- MY NAME IS.!
Eagle- I speak the truth.
Guy- Omeo o Korosu! *pulls out a gun*
Hikaru- *hides behind Eagle* Ekk! He is armed! Ooo, but he is cute!
Eagle- *dugs under hosting desk* Ferio!
Ferio- *sitting on a tree with some hot cocoa* What?
Hikaru- *stands up* Flame Arrow!
Heero- *fires gun*
Hikaru- *ducks*
Ascot- Aghhhhh! My heart! *passes out*
Hikaru- The bullet only hit him in the arm...
Fuu- Ascot?! You all right?
Hikaru- And so ends the first episode of The Eagle Vision Show! Eagle, this show sucks.
Ascot- Why do I get shot? *passes out again*
Heero- Do I get paid?
Eagle- Yes, and thank you for your time. But you weren't supposed to try shooting Hikaru.
Heero- It was as self-defense.
Hikaru- Well, you had a gun!
Eagle- It was part of the script! Didn't you read?
Hikaru- I never got a script, and I was too busy working at Lantis' show.
Ascot- *wakes up* What script?
Eagle- You people are pitiful.
Hikaru- See everyone next week! That is, if I don't kill Eagle first. *grabs a knife and stars chasing Eagle*
