"Alright, people, welcome to smash camp, enjoy" Crazy hand said. "Master hand will tell you the rules."

So Banjo, Rayman, Link, Sonic, and Megaman decided to go to Master hand to tell them the rules of smash camp. Master hand was singing the barbie theme song when they came in and Sonic asked him to tell them the rules. "Umm, hello? Master hand! Can you tell us the rules of smash camp because I would highly appreciate it" Sonic said. Master hand ignored and decided to watch Monster High. "He watches Monster High-" Link whispered to Banjo even though he didn't finish when Kazooie blew an airhorn to get Master hand's attention. "W-w-what was that?" Master hand stuttered. "We waited here ten hours according to exaggeration for you to tell us the rules!" Rayman replied to Master hand. "And why were you singing the Barbie theme song?" Then Megaman uncontrollably fell into a giggle fit. "HOLY SMASH you heard that!?" Master hand asked. Then everyone started a giggle fit, except Rayman and Sonic, waiting to know the rules. Master hand decided to say the rules. "Rule #1: Be grateful you exist. Rule #2: No swearing. Rule #3: I'm hot and you suck, okay? Rule #4-"

4 hours later

"Rule #897: Follow the rules, and Rule #898: Follow the rules."

"Two of your rules are the exact same though", Megaman corrected Master hand. "You could've taken out rule #898 to save room in your rule book-"

"And that also wastes time." Rayman interuppted Megaman.

"Wanna know what's so funny," Sonic said. "How most of the rules don't make sense."

"SHUT UP, THEY ARE RULES-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SPIDER!"

Then Link asked, "What is so scary about spiders, Rayman?" Before Rayman answered, he ran out of the room screaming like a girl. "How about we kill it, good riddance", Kazooie suggested. "How about we enjoy camp when we have the chance?" Sonic said. "Rayman's surely enjoying himself," he finished with sarcasm.