Chapter One: You Idiot!

"Yeah, it'd be just perfect!" Wario told his buddy. "Then, after it explodes, we run, and then we ruined their fun little tennis tournament!"

Waluigi sighed. This was Wario's worst idea yet. Nothing had been working out lately, as usual. Mario and Luigi always managed to conquer over their plans. They even tagged with Bowser, but even then, Mario and Luigi stopped them. Those brothers were almost unstoppable.

"No, no!" Waluigi said. "That won't work...we need to think of something better." Wario gave a 'hmph' at Waluigi, not approving of this. The day would only go on for so long, and by the time another plan was thought up, the tournament would be over.

"Fine then," Wario said. "You go off and do whatever you want. I'm ambushing this place." He took out his TNT, matches and finally put on some pants. They were in the basement, below the dome where the tournament took place.

Wario walked off by himself, but Waluigi just wanted to get out of here. He didn't want to be punished for Wario's plan if he ever got caught. That Toadsworth could give a good punishment. Not that he knew that from experience, he just heard it said.

Waluigi walked around the Mushroom Kingdom, everyone giving him a stare as he walked through. Anyone who wasn't at the tennis tournament was at home doing some kind of busywork. He was getting sick of those glares from people, and being looked at as so vile and evil.

He got sucked into these life-long tricks with Wario ever since he and Wario were younger. Mario and Luigi always did good things and seemed to be the perfect students, the perfect children, the perfect everything. Then, when Mario and Luigi were invited to the castle to fix their plumbing because the usual plumber got in a horrific accident, Princess Peach became very fond of Mario.

So, now he was being invited to the castle for reasons other than plumbing, and Luigi seemed to never complain. They had it good. Bowser only glorified Mario, and Luigi won a mansion! Could they be anymore lucky? That is, after Luigi got rid of the ghosts that were supposedly all over the place in that mansion.

Waluigi met Wario by accident in the dark allies of the forest. He'd been walking home one day when he heard a rustling noise and lots of shouting. A Koopa Troop seemed to be getting rid of Wario. When Waluigi saw what the matter was, he took Wario back with him. He didn't have that kind of heart to just leave someone suffering. He'd done some terrible things in his past, but to just leave Wario out in the storming rain with his body covered by his blood from all the wounds he sustained...Waluigi couldn't do that.

Wario was the character to take revenge. Waluigi started helping him with all his ridiculous ideas to spoil Mario. He never knew what the past between Wario and Mario was, but he didn't care enough to find out.

Now, he was tired of everything he'd been doing. He wondered how he could ever change though. He'd been living this way for years. He came to a park no one else seemed to be occupying. He sat on the children's swing, slowly moving back and forth.

"Why?" he asked himself. "Why did it have to be me?"

He then heard an explosion from far away. He looked into the distance and smoke was rising from the dome.

"That idiot. He actually did it," Waluigi said. He didn't think Wario would ever go alone, for he never had before. It appeared he really had something against Mario.


"Whoa, Whoa Whoa Whoa!" he heard a voice in the distance.

"AH!"

He looked around, wondering who it was. Whoever it was, they were in some trouble. He hadn't seen anyone else in the park when he came in. There must've been someone else hiding. They likely didn't see him either.

"Little help over here! Anyone?" the voice called. It was a girl, Waluigi could tell that much. He began walking towards the voice, and it took him to a small forest area. Instantly, he saw her, for she stuck out like a sore thumb wearing her yellow top and orange shorts.

"Daisy?"