"Okay, so you just do those simple things and you will do Sexy Jutsu in no time!" Naruto said to Deidara. Deidara had seen Naruto use his Sexy Jutsu and told Naruto that if he taught him how to do it then he would give him information on Sasuke.

"Okay, un, that sounds pretty easy." Deidara did the steps Naruto had told him to do. "Sexy Jutsu!" Deidara cried. A puff of smoke appeared.

Deidara looked in a mirror that just happened to be sitting in the middle of a forest. "Hey, what gives? I look the same as I always do! What is wrong, un?"

"I don't know. It always worked for me." Naruto said. "Well, one thing changed. You are naked. That happens to me."

"Why didn't it work? I guess I should try again, hmm?" Deidara imagined himself transforming into a girl. He focused all his chakra.

"Sexy Jutsu!" He yelled.

"... It didn't work." Naruto said.

"I can see that, un." Deidara said. "Hey, wait a minute." Deidara held up his hands. "My mouths on my hands have lipstick on them! Why do they change?"

Naruto snickered.

"What's so funny, un?"

Naruto tried to talk while bursting out with laughter. "M- maybe it doesn't work on you because you already look like a girl!" Naruto burst out laughing.

"Thats not funny, un!" Deidara shook his head wildly. His ponytail fell out. Suddenly a poof of smoke came.

It worked that time. Deidara had boobs and everything.

"What the hell? I have all the parts, but my face looks the same!"

"I told you. I told you."

Deidara made a face. "Not funny, un."

Ha ha, just got an idea. Sorry its so short, I gotta go back to watching anime! BYE! R and R!