Disclaimer: I don't own Due South in any way, shape or form. No copyright infringement is intended. This is just for fun. I think that fanfic is a good way to explore what happens in between, and as a result of, the episodes. So, on with the exploration.
Pairing: Gen - Fraser and RayK
Rating: K+
Length: 295
Prompt: blond, Italian, piercing, orbs, turgid, lave, tumescence, glistening, velvety, member.
Death By Chocolate
"Now that's what I'm talking about..." Ray held up a chocolate for inspection as they left the little store. "A perfect sphere. Wonderfully velvety texture," he popped the confection into his mouth, and continued speaking around it. "Made right here on the premises. Can't get fresher than that."
The piercing scream that cut though the air almost made him choke on his prized chocolate. Fraser was ahead of him re-entering the store, and by the time Ray entered the back room, his gun drawn, Fraser was having a rapid conversation in what sounded like Italian with a blond staff member in chocolate stained overalls.
"She says she was cleaning the machinery," Fraser translated, "and was just about to lave the mixer, when she noticed a strange tumescence rising and falling in the chocolate..."
"Tumescence?"
"Yes Ray, it means a slight swelling..."
"I knew that! Who says tumescence any more?"
"Well I do Ray." Fraser started to climb up onto the walkways above the giant vat that took up most of the small space.
Ray shrugged, and popped another one of the perfect orbs into his mouth, closing his eyes, and enjoying the luxury of a chocolate moment.
"Oh dear."
Ray opened his eyes lazily, to see Fraser leaning into the vat at a rather precarious angle.
"What have you got Frase?" he managed around his mouthful of chocolate.
"Well judging by the rather turgid nature of his attire, and his identification... I'd say this could be the manager Ray."
Ray froze in mid chew, face contorting into a grimace as his eyes opened wider in shock. He looked in disgust at the 20 bag of exclusive chocolates in his hand, carefully twisted wrappers glistening back at him in mockery, before dropping them into the trash.
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