TF2: Jruokis the Merciless

Generalalos Jarokis was dreaming 'bout getting an aussie wepon in TF2, he was so happy he killed a lot of peple on many servers, but then out of nowhere Pie-roll attack him! Jruokis woke up in fear because it was a nightmare, he locked around and found himself in a weird castle-like bunker.

He was inprisoned so he couldn't get free, until

his friend Beerded Expensive smashed his cell door and then Jarokis'!

Jruokis then say: Bearded? Where are we? I don't like the smell of this plack.

And then Bearded say back to Jruokis: You should know that we were fighting with the Piro army, then we lost because someone poot sleeping gas in us, and then they put us here.

Jruokis was shokd and then he say: WHAT?! IT CANNOT BE!

Bearded say then back to him: Yes it happend.

Jruokis was afraid for the first time in his life, he couldn't belive he was defet by Pyros army, but then he realized W+M1 EXISTED! Jruokiss then say: Huh, W+M1 defeated us, I'm not even surprisad. Jruokakis then say agen: Cum on we must find the other guys from the crew. So they checked every single cell door, and they faind some familiar feces! 1st they finded Big Joey, Bill, and some other guys. They needed to escape on boat becuz the bunker was on a caribbean Iland

Jruokos say to Joey: How are we gonna Esc? We are on an island! And Joey say back to Jruokis: We can call a boat taxi or some fisherman, but who can do it? Jruokis was painfully thinking on how are they gonna Esc from the islandad, and then Jruokis thought: We can call Potto from phone, he's a fisherman and he rides boat well. So Jruokis beeped something in phone and then called Pottato. Jruokis then say: Potot? We are on a carribean island with a bunker #69, can u help us? and Pot say: Yes. So Potto took his yacht and got to the island, but there weren't any hoovies so he waited. Jruokis and his gang needed to get out of the bunker, so they got on a Minigun rampage and killed every single Payro! And the boat was right there waiting, so they jumped on Potto's boat quickly and then Esc'ped!

To be conthinued?!